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Err yeah. Ummm... DRY CRACKERS!!!!
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» Embarrassing Injuries
My Knackers.
After reading all these I am soooo glad that I have never torn my banjo string, but... however. I have lost my ball inside of myself.
How you ask? Well gather round and I shall tell you a tale. Skateboard and no I did not do somethhing lame and throw a strop stamp on the board and hit myself in the knads. Don't be silly. That day I was sessioning kingston Crown Court all day, trying out the rails. I did notice the centre of my deck wearing away but I didn't pay too much attention to that. I did do a board-slide for about 4-5m, my deck gave way in two and I fell knackers first on this rail, leg either side, fell off, cried, and the descoverd that my balls were not there. They had infact gone inside me. I F**KING pranged. I did get the nice people at Kingston hospital however to find them for me. And they are both still in tact. Thank God.
(Fri 3rd Sep 2004, 12:45, More)
My Knackers.
After reading all these I am soooo glad that I have never torn my banjo string, but... however. I have lost my ball inside of myself.
How you ask? Well gather round and I shall tell you a tale. Skateboard and no I did not do somethhing lame and throw a strop stamp on the board and hit myself in the knads. Don't be silly. That day I was sessioning kingston Crown Court all day, trying out the rails. I did notice the centre of my deck wearing away but I didn't pay too much attention to that. I did do a board-slide for about 4-5m, my deck gave way in two and I fell knackers first on this rail, leg either side, fell off, cried, and the descoverd that my balls were not there. They had infact gone inside me. I F**KING pranged. I did get the nice people at Kingston hospital however to find them for me. And they are both still in tact. Thank God.
(Fri 3rd Sep 2004, 12:45, More)
» Embarrassing Injuries
Skating!
I'm quite a confident skateboarder, but for some random reason I had one of those days where you can do almost fuck-all. Well I went to do a hip-transfer and fucked up. Slipped, and fell onto my arse which was not nice since my foot was undernieth. I landed sitting on my foot. My foot spun 180 degrees and snapped my ankle and rippied the tendons off of the left side of my leg. I'm still going to physio for it now. LOL.
I've also snapped a deck whilest board sliding and managed to credit card myself on a scafold poll. I was pissing blood that night.
(Thu 2nd Sep 2004, 10:56, More)
Skating!
I'm quite a confident skateboarder, but for some random reason I had one of those days where you can do almost fuck-all. Well I went to do a hip-transfer and fucked up. Slipped, and fell onto my arse which was not nice since my foot was undernieth. I landed sitting on my foot. My foot spun 180 degrees and snapped my ankle and rippied the tendons off of the left side of my leg. I'm still going to physio for it now. LOL.
I've also snapped a deck whilest board sliding and managed to credit card myself on a scafold poll. I was pissing blood that night.
(Thu 2nd Sep 2004, 10:56, More)
» Embarrassing Injuries
Almost snapped!!
When I first started having sex with my now ex-girlfriend, we were expirementing in different positions and the first time she went on top I will never foget. She put on all her weight in one go, relised she couldn't take it and fell backwards. My dick felt like it was going to snap in two. My god it hurt. Next day after going to see the docters, they said the swelling will go down quickly. Thank fuck. Stupid bitch damaging my man-hood.
(Thu 2nd Sep 2004, 10:48, More)
Almost snapped!!
When I first started having sex with my now ex-girlfriend, we were expirementing in different positions and the first time she went on top I will never foget. She put on all her weight in one go, relised she couldn't take it and fell backwards. My dick felt like it was going to snap in two. My god it hurt. Next day after going to see the docters, they said the swelling will go down quickly. Thank fuck. Stupid bitch damaging my man-hood.
(Thu 2nd Sep 2004, 10:48, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
A blonde and a brunette...
are moaning about their boyfriends having dandruff. The brunette says, "I'll think I will give him head and shoulders."
The blonde replies, "How'd ya give shoulders?"
BU! DUM! TISCH!
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 13:30, More)
A blonde and a brunette...
are moaning about their boyfriends having dandruff. The brunette says, "I'll think I will give him head and shoulders."
The blonde replies, "How'd ya give shoulders?"
BU! DUM! TISCH!
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 13:30, More)
» Embarrassing Injuries
TEETH MARKS!
I still have a set of teeth marks in my chest from where one of my ex's bit in the chest whilest having sex. The bitch drew loadsa blood. And left me whining in pain.
(Thu 2nd Sep 2004, 11:04, More)
TEETH MARKS!
I still have a set of teeth marks in my chest from where one of my ex's bit in the chest whilest having sex. The bitch drew loadsa blood. And left me whining in pain.
(Thu 2nd Sep 2004, 11:04, More)