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» World's Sickest Joke

Probly dunalready but I like it so tough.
Guy goes to a whore-house. After asking for a quick, cheap shag, he is shown into a dark room with one bed a naked lady lying there ready.

He sets to work. He pushes in for all he’s worth, gicing it his all…it had been a while for him and he wasn’t really looking to please her anyways. As he buries himself as deep as he can go, she spits in his face. He knows this is the cheapest shag he is gonna get and so wipes his face and goes in for another almighty push, the bitch spits in his face again! Having enough this time he goes back to reception to complain at the lack of respect this whore is showing him.

Finishing his rant, he waits while the fat controller on reception hollers to the joke of security, the fat guys come over….guys I need you to go empty the stiff in room 10.

She’ll be ready again soon sir if ya want to wait.
(Tue 3rd Jan 2006, 15:33, More)

» Mistaken Identity

Unfamiliar Families
A few years ago whilst walking into town with my Mum says
'Oh my god, there's yer father, at the bus stop across the road'

They hadn't got round to making up, following their divorce a good 25 years earlier, so Mum did her best to ignore the other side of the road and I crossed over to greet him.

The road was pretty busy so my time was spent looking both ways an waiting to cross safely.

Eventually I got over the road and said
'Hey Dad, almost didn't see ya there'
then, after looking up
'and that's 'cause your not my Dad!'
I made my apologies feeling very silly indeed, and, probably, with a bus stop full of people wondering how I could mistake a stranger for my Dad !!

Worse still I see this guy all the time now an he still says hello.
(Thu 31st May 2007, 23:30, More)