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» Walkman Flashbacks

En Vogue
A couple of years ago i lived in a flat with neighbours that left a bit to be desired.

I was frantically trying to write my dissertation, in the middle of a very messy break up and my neighbour played Dont Let Go by En Vogue on reapeat at full volume all day and all night. Now when i hear it (which admittedly is far less frequently) it takes me back to those traumatic times.

On a lighter note, the other day i got a packet of Frazzles and opened it and found a Monster Munch inside. Delighted.
(Tue 29th Mar 2005, 13:31, More)

» Road Rage

Road rage
I don't think i am a rageful driver but i am definately the most forgetful driver I know. It took me and hour and a half to find my car today after parking it in town and when I found it I had a £50 parking ticket. Gayness.
(Mon 16th Oct 2006, 3:26, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

A chap takes his missus to the doctor...
to get some tests done. The results come back and the doctor looks rather confused.
"Sir, it's bad news I'm afraid. We're not quite sure if your wife has AIDS or Alzheimers"
Shocked, the man asks "Well, what, in your medical opinion, should i do?"
"There is only one thing for it" explains the doctor.
"Drive her into the town centre, leave her there and if she comes home, whatever you do, dont fuck her"
(Wed 1st Feb 2006, 20:07, More)

» On the stage

when i was a wee lass
i was in some ballet show where i had to dress up as a rabbit with bunny ears etc. and then i pissed myself on stage. i dont know what happened, i was very small. so there i was, standing in a puddle of my own urine. embarrassing enough i'd have thought. but no, my dear mother was videoing the production. instead of switching the camera off, she zoomed in on me and you can hear her laughing on the tape! she still thinks its funny to get it out at christmas and other family occasions. ho ho.
(Fri 2nd Dec 2005, 13:35, More)

» The last thing that made me cry

I have to say i welled up towards the end of this film. Im not sure if i had it right though, there was a tall chap infront of me so i missed the middle 2 words of every subtitle.

Also, nearly burnt my face off with hair straightners this morning.
(Sat 16th Apr 2005, 12:15, More)
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