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» Losing Your Virginity

For those who feel left out...
and in the spirit of solidarity I'll admit that I haven't yet. Still waiting for the right person...

Yes, I know that sounds dumb, especially from a 22yr old male but it's true. There have been a few close calls and I've done pretty much everything but the final act but I've just never felt comfortable with any of them so far... maybe because they're all Essex slappers.

I still shudder at the memories of some girl trying to rape me! She chased me down the corridor to the bathroom, I tried to escape out the window but she pinned me down.

Obviously you can't hit a girl but I think it's okay to push them over when she's off balance on top of you (thank god for trouser buttons).

Sorry for length

[Edit] Reading all of these, how many lost it whilst drunk? Alcohol: The ultimate aphrodisiac
(Sun 6th Mar 2005, 11:43, More)

» Guilty Pleasures

Dreaming of escape
whether its the lottery, death, vw wagons full of hippies that pull up along side and ask if I wanna join etc

The idea that there is a 'way out' is how I stay happy and sane. Guilty pleasure? Oh it is.
(Fri 8th Apr 2005, 17:01, More)

» Singing the wrong words

R - Kelly Set himself up for this one
My mate just happens to be a massive R Kelly fan and refuses to believe the pedophile charges. Unfortunately for him he does keep playing 'Bump'n'Grin' by R Kelly in the car with me and so:

"My minds telling me no but my body, my body's telling me yeah baby i dont want
to hurt nobody but there is something that i must confess to you...

I dont see nothing wrong with a little baby giiirl
I dont see nothing wrong shaggin an 8 yr old..."

Listen to the song and see, the variations are endless.
(Thu 27th Jan 2005, 17:41, More)

» Beautiful Moments

Those profound moments...
when the world just... makes sense. I have these beautiful moments of understanding where everything is clear and perfect. They only finish when I suddenly realise I'm going to forget this moment yet again and this profound... bliss/knowledge is going to slip away again.

It's the only possible 'argument' for some kind of soul, what else can contain all that joy? Completely irrational of course and there are no souls but sometimes I can hope.

Sorry for seriousness. [edit] and pretention? If it helps I had a really satisfying piss earlier [/Edit]
(Fri 11th Mar 2005, 14:39, More)