» When animals attack...

The ever popular 'Not be but a friend' story...which is also off topic as he attacked the animal
Story goes...

Mate and a few friends camping out in countryside, tripping on mushrooms, have an axe randomly(if you knew the guy you'd understand), decide to play the game 'Throw the axe at a sheep'.

Expecting that the sheep would be far more agile than sheep actually are, 'unexpectedly' after a few throws the axe manages to embed itself in the side of said sheep.

My friend then feeling sorry for the sheep then decides it needed to be put out of its misery, him and his friends then proceeded to hack the sheep to death and then chop off its legs....ahhh hallucniogenic drugs will make people do the strangest things.
(Fri 3rd Jun 2005, 16:21, More)

» Beautiful Moments

Nothing Else Matters
1998 watching Metallica at the Milton Keynes Bowl up on the hill, fires dotted all around, 60,000 odd people below me loving Metallica.

Nothing Else Matters starts and for the whole song a single firework is slowly floating down out of the sky.

It was a beautiful moment in a fairly chaotic time of my life, better than drugs or at least all the drugs I've taken.
(Fri 11th Mar 2005, 10:00, More)

» Toilets

Budapest
Drunk, stoned, etc etc

Late at night stagger up to the dorm room and pass out. Wake up with the need to piss, its pitch black, i'm drunk and I don't know where I am.

I ended up pissing all over the wall in a crowded dorm room with 1 unfortunate girl's backpack sitting in the pool of my piss, my excuse is that I was trying to piss out of the window(which was closed) but actually I think I was so drunk that I thought the wall was the toilet.

I was gracious enough to clean it up though before anyone else woke up(had to throw that jumper away) and nobody said a thing in the morning.
(Tue 6th Sep 2005, 13:41, More)

» I was drunk when I bought this

Eeyore
Not drunk but stoned.
Maccy D's had a winnie the pooh kids toy thing going on, girl I fancied had thing for eeyore.

Whilst on the requisite munchy trip I got it in to my head that a cuddly toy from Mcdonald's would really impress her.

As you can imagine I wasn't very successful, mainly because Eeyore's weren't their toy of the week. Damned pikey mcdonald's workers. I'm sure i'dve pulled her with the aid of Eeyore.

Edit: Another stoned moment, never ever visit a supermarket when you have the munchies, came back with 80£ worth of crap, many tubs of ice cream, steaks, crisps, sweets etc
(Thu 9th Jun 2005, 13:33, More)

» It was a great holiday, but...

Czech Republic
I was passed out in my room in a town called Olomouc after a heavy drinking session lasting most of the day.

8 at night I came round and decided that somewhere warmer would be a nice alternative, off I toddled to the station and got on the first train heading South.

11 I had a serious hangover forming and the impending dread that I had no idea where the train I was on was going,

12 I got kicked off the train in what can only be described as an industrial estate which luckily had a late night bowling alley

12-3.30 To combat the hangover I got drunk again at the bowling alley.

3.30-6.30 Sat on a railway platform with my hangover returning, scared shitless that if I went to sleep I'd get robbed, this was a good decision as the guy at the other end of the platform got robbed in his sleep, I watched the whole thing.

6.30 My train turned up, I spent the next 24 hours getting to Southern Croatia which I thought was crap so went back up North again a day later.

Alcohol will make you do the craziest things
(Thu 21st Apr 2005, 15:42, More)