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» Guilty Pleasures
Wait until your flatmates are out
then boot up their computers and find their porn.
You can tell a whole lot about a person by the porn they look at, and the lengths they go to hide it.
(Thu 7th Apr 2005, 15:23, More)
Wait until your flatmates are out
then boot up their computers and find their porn.
You can tell a whole lot about a person by the porn they look at, and the lengths they go to hide it.
(Thu 7th Apr 2005, 15:23, More)
» Stupid Tourists
Whilst working as a lift operator
in canada. dumb american tourist was heard asking (during a period of long lines to get up mountain) why cant the chairs go up on both sides? because the ski lift operates as a loop and while half the chairs go up the other half come down you ignorant fuck!!!
(Sat 9th Jul 2005, 0:54, More)
Whilst working as a lift operator
in canada. dumb american tourist was heard asking (during a period of long lines to get up mountain) why cant the chairs go up on both sides? because the ski lift operates as a loop and while half the chairs go up the other half come down you ignorant fuck!!!
(Sat 9th Jul 2005, 0:54, More)
» My first experience of porn
Not the first one but...
... there was a short-lived series of programs on channel 4 late at night called the 'red light zone'. It beat the usual odd shot of Lollo Ferrari's minge on Eurotrash which was the best CH4 had to offer before.
In particular I remember some short films- 1 of which involved a teenage boy who couldn't get any action, who saved an old witch from being run over. She then grants him 1 wish. Greedily he asks for for 2 wishes, a motorbike so he can impress the ladies & to have sex. On his first moonlight cruise on his new chopper the bike morphs into a bronze goddess who he 'rides' along the road. Hot stuff when you're a young wanker I tell you. (Vrooom Vroom Vrooom i have just discovered through the wonder of IMDB although upon viewing now its tame compared to the horrors of goatse now burned into my neurons forever)
Another one offered a guy who was constantly fantasizing about the 'buzzing' he heard coming from the room next door & it's single female occupant. Turns out the buzzing was a tit pump for saving milk for her baby.
The 'red light zone' along with the TV & video setup I had in my teenage bedroom (thanks Dad!) provided hours of tapes which could be rewound to the right spot & paused at will.
(Fri 26th Jan 2007, 20:57, More)
Not the first one but...
... there was a short-lived series of programs on channel 4 late at night called the 'red light zone'. It beat the usual odd shot of Lollo Ferrari's minge on Eurotrash which was the best CH4 had to offer before.
In particular I remember some short films- 1 of which involved a teenage boy who couldn't get any action, who saved an old witch from being run over. She then grants him 1 wish. Greedily he asks for for 2 wishes, a motorbike so he can impress the ladies & to have sex. On his first moonlight cruise on his new chopper the bike morphs into a bronze goddess who he 'rides' along the road. Hot stuff when you're a young wanker I tell you. (Vrooom Vroom Vrooom i have just discovered through the wonder of IMDB although upon viewing now its tame compared to the horrors of goatse now burned into my neurons forever)
Another one offered a guy who was constantly fantasizing about the 'buzzing' he heard coming from the room next door & it's single female occupant. Turns out the buzzing was a tit pump for saving milk for her baby.
The 'red light zone' along with the TV & video setup I had in my teenage bedroom (thanks Dad!) provided hours of tapes which could be rewound to the right spot & paused at will.
(Fri 26th Jan 2007, 20:57, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
Balls
Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
(Thu 23rd Feb 2006, 21:36, More)
Balls
Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
(Thu 23rd Feb 2006, 21:36, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
Garage
Whats the difference between a Jaguar X-Type and a pile of dead babies?
I dont have an X-type in my garage.
(Thu 23rd Feb 2006, 21:34, More)
Garage
Whats the difference between a Jaguar X-Type and a pile of dead babies?
I dont have an X-type in my garage.
(Thu 23rd Feb 2006, 21:34, More)