» Petty Sabotage

sabotage
as a whole, the year 12 class i graduated with had a pretty decent relationship with the principal, and as such we had made an "agreement" as to what would be tolerated on muck-up day and what wouldnt

muck-up day went off without a hitch, the morning being full of relatively harmless fun, with teachers feeling sorry to see us go and commenting all day on our high maturity levels

cue to a week later when yr 12 exams are getting underway and a very large, very well drawn penis is dicovered scrawled across the middle of the school oval, drawn in dead grass. round-up had been used on muck-up night to give students time to make up alibis before the round-up had finished its work (round up being weedkiller of course)

cue to the schools annual "melbourne cup day" (school is in victoria) festivities, where all photos taken of the events had to be photoshopped to remove the massive cock from the background ;)

a group of year 7 girls had to be told by the teachers that, for them, the front oval was out-of-bounds as the teachers couldnt stand to see the girls naively playing around, and sitting on, the year 12 handiwork which the girls clearly didnt recognise
(Sun 8th May 2005, 9:03, More)

» Tales of the Unexplained

now this is spooky
about two weeks ago I got the toast to pop and the jug to boil AT THE SAME TIME!



oooooOOOhhhh
(Sat 5th Jul 2008, 13:17, More)

» Sleepwalking

sleeptalking
i've never known anyone to sleepwalk but a bit of sleeptalking goes on at our place

i get up at 4am most days for work so i go to bed before my boyfriend. he came to bed one night at about midnight and i must have been confused because i started telling him to "get out of the way, the people need their coffee scrolls! move! i have to make the coffee" etc

the tables turned the other day though when i asked him something in bed and he replied "i'll do the open heart surgery"
when i laughed and asked him if he knew what he was saying he replied "you have the biscuit, i'll do the open heart surgery"

in the embarrassment stakes, i won, he lost (at least i make coffee for a living)
(Wed 29th Aug 2007, 11:02, More)

» Little things that turn you on

lets see
tall guys
broad shoulders
that growly edge that comes into their voices when they really want you


too-intense molests in public that make your knees give way
mmmmmm
(Wed 23rd Feb 2005, 5:54, More)

» Tales of the Unexplained

school bus dreams
When I was in year 11 I used to live one town over from the local highschool and had to catch the bus in and out of town every day. One night before school I had dreamt that on the way to school the bus driver pulled the bus off the road in between the two towns and made everyone get out. He then drove a little bit ahead of us and waited for us to catch up. Once we had, he would drive off a short distance again, over and over again, like that game dads like to play to piss off their kids.

I told a friend the next morning at the bus stop and she laughed and said "Wouldn't it be funny if that dream was trying to tell you that the bus was going to break down this morning?"

Ten minutes later we were mid way between the two towns, the snowy river on the left and dairy farms on the right when the bus driver had to pull the bus over. Sure enough, the night of my dream someone had siphoned petrol out of the bus' tank and had caused us to break down. Only true dream I've ever had, but once is enough. I'm just glad I told my friend about it before it happened or no one would have believed
(Sat 5th Jul 2008, 11:43, More)