SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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sleeptalkingi've never known anyone to sleepwalk but a bit of sleeptalking goes on at our place
i get up at 4am most days for work so i go to bed before my boyfriend. he came to bed one night at about midnight and i must have been confused because i started telling him to "get out of the way, the people need their coffee scrolls! move! i have to make the coffee" etc
the tables turned the other day though when i asked him something in bed and he replied "i'll do the open heart surgery"
when i laughed and asked him if he knew what he was saying he replied "you have the biscuit, i'll do the open heart surgery"
in the embarrassment stakes, i won, he lost (at least i make coffee for a living)
(, Wed 29 Aug 2007, 11:02, Reply)
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