» The Onosecond

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my freind (dan) sent me an offensive text message,through boltblue.com, which leaves an advert at the end of each message: txt messages 30p at bolt blue.com (or sumthin)
to which i replied: "stupid wanker. your mum half price at bucketfanny.com"
only i sent it to "dad mobile" instead of "dan mobile"

shit.
(Fri 27th May 2005, 19:55, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

paul mcartney bought his wife a new artificial leg this christmas
but it wasnt her main present, it was just a stocking filler
(Sat 10th Dec 2005, 11:01, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

how do you stop a black man jumping on the bed?
put velcro on the ceiling
(Wed 7th Dec 2005, 10:55, More)

» How I Skive Off Work

beer
once in an english lesson we where watching a really dull video, so we planned the day before to bring beer into the lesson, diguised as tango.
The plan backfired when my freind fell asleep at the back of the class stinking of beer, and the teacher found out
(Mon 2nd May 2005, 14:40, More)