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They really must put something in the water around here...
First post here so bear with me. I've been waiting for the right time to put this story on the interweb.

For the sake of anonymity I shall call this person 'Darren'. 'Darren' being a rather large sheepshagger from Wales.

While at a friends house party Darren turns up and announces to us his spectacular idea for a prank that evening:
'O boys, ive got a great idea! Lets nick a frying pan, we all shit in it, cook it up and eat it!'.
After careful deliberation on this matter, we all decided that it was in our best interests to sadly say 'No' to Darren on his plan.

Anyway, as the night goes on and much beer is consumed by all we assumed that Darren had forgetten about his brilliant idea. So there we were, in my friends bedroom drinking and talking and whatnot and just generally having a good time.

Suddenly Darren enters holding a frying pan containing what looked and smelt like a large, freshly-laid turd. Upon scooping said turd-like substance onto a biscuit and performing a taste test, Darren was able to confirm that it was, indeed, his own large, freshly-laid turd.

My other friend who owns the house (and the frying pan) comes up the stairs just in time to witness this and throws Darren out of his house. All the while Darren was protesting his innocence claiming that the pan 'will be fine after you've washed it! good enough to eat out of!'

Darren ended up spending the night outside in his car, and must have woken up with the worst morning breath ever.
I dont know (or care) what became of the frying pan.

Apologies for length but it is my first time.

EDIT: I've just realised that this has very little (actually nothing) to do with toilets, whatsosever.
(Sun 4th Sep 2005, 12:22, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

pussy
What have a pussy and a grape both got in common?
The best ones squirt when you eat them.
(Wed 26th Apr 2006, 22:51, More)