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Hi.
I'm Sarah. I go to the College of Charleston in the US. Yes I'm American. Shut up.
I'm a Jewish, vegetarian, libertarian. Wrap your heads around THAT one.
This is me :)
Why, yes, in fact, I am female.
This is the sexiest thing ever:
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» Heckles
LoTR3
Not me, but a friend.
He went to the midnight showing of Return of the King. They literally showed 30 minutes of previews. One of the last was for Bruce Almighty, the one where it just says, "If you were God for one week, what would you do?"
So someone in the crowd yells out, "START THE MOVIE!"
(Fri 7th Apr 2006, 20:55, More)
LoTR3
Not me, but a friend.
He went to the midnight showing of Return of the King. They literally showed 30 minutes of previews. One of the last was for Bruce Almighty, the one where it just says, "If you were God for one week, what would you do?"
So someone in the crowd yells out, "START THE MOVIE!"
(Fri 7th Apr 2006, 20:55, More)
» School Trips
Apple Pie
Not school, but camp.
Every year, my summer camp takes all the campers on a trip to a local amusement park, no big deal.
Well, the summer of '01, we were heading back to the camp, and stopped at a McDonald's for dinner. One of the boys purchased an apple pie immidiately before re-boarding the bus. He spies a few girls on the back of the bus, and spreads the pie on his manbits, after which the girls lick it off.
Needless to say, he got kicked out for the rest of the summer, and now boys and girls have to ride separate buses.
Although, I think it's quite funny as a) he was 12 at the time, and 2) had a severe speech impediment:
"Um... I was wondewing if you would wike to wick appwe pie off my extwemities."
(Mon 11th Dec 2006, 2:53, More)
Apple Pie
Not school, but camp.
Every year, my summer camp takes all the campers on a trip to a local amusement park, no big deal.
Well, the summer of '01, we were heading back to the camp, and stopped at a McDonald's for dinner. One of the boys purchased an apple pie immidiately before re-boarding the bus. He spies a few girls on the back of the bus, and spreads the pie on his manbits, after which the girls lick it off.
Needless to say, he got kicked out for the rest of the summer, and now boys and girls have to ride separate buses.
Although, I think it's quite funny as a) he was 12 at the time, and 2) had a severe speech impediment:
"Um... I was wondewing if you would wike to wick appwe pie off my extwemities."
(Mon 11th Dec 2006, 2:53, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
What do you call
The useless flap of skin above the vagina?
The woman.
(Thu 23rd Feb 2006, 3:57, More)
What do you call
The useless flap of skin above the vagina?
The woman.
(Thu 23rd Feb 2006, 3:57, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
Okay, not so offensive. I still fucking hate emo kids.
What's the best part about an emo pizza?
It cuts itself.
(Tue 10th Jan 2006, 0:14, More)
Okay, not so offensive. I still fucking hate emo kids.
What's the best part about an emo pizza?
It cuts itself.
(Tue 10th Jan 2006, 0:14, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?
see you next month.
(Tue 6th Dec 2005, 21:38, More)
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?
see you next month.
(Tue 6th Dec 2005, 21:38, More)