» Restaurants, Kitchens and Bars... Oh my!

Yum
A youth spent working in kitchens has taught me two great lessons - deep fried bacon is damn tasty and deep fried eggs don't work.
(Thu 27th Jul 2006, 14:31, More)

» Accidentally Erotic

Laptops
The warmth and vibrations always get me when I least expect it. Sat in a freezing cold server room? Rock hard. Backing up a mate's pc? Massive boner. Discussing mind-numbingly dull work with a beast of a colleage? Well, you get the picture.
(Fri 3rd Feb 2006, 14:56, More)

» My Collection

When I was about 14
I collected Fruitopia bottles...


I still don't really know why.
(Thu 11th Jan 2007, 21:27, More)

» Road Rage

Old Man V Suit Guy
I was the mediator in this one; I was walking home from work recently when I spied a guy in a suit cycling on the pavement. I was delighted then to see him stop rather abruptly as an old man (possibly alcoholic) who was walking in the opposite direction started whacking his bike with a cane he had been hobbling along on. Suit guy got off his bike as the old man was jabbing the cane into his spokes and started REALLY shouting. This didn't please old man who then started jabbing suit guy in the ribs. Suit guy proceeded to pick his bike up almost over his head and went to attack poor old, old man. That's when I caught up with them so I jumped in, grabbed the bike and pushed suit guy away. It was never going to be a fair match, especially considering their weapons of choice, and luckily suit guy managed to calm down, get back on his bike and ride off. To give him his due though old man never stopped hurling fecks and cnuts from start to finish.
(Thu 12th Oct 2006, 23:52, More)

» Encounters with Royalty

First?!
I have actually met Brian May before
(Thu 3rd Aug 2006, 15:12, More)