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School
when i was at school, we had a fancy dress compo.

i dressed up as a box, yes a fucking box. (i was 10 and didnt know better).

i didnt win, i got pushed over on my back (i was wearing a box for gods sake and couldnt get up) and got kicked all over.

ouch, i fucking hate kids, with a passion.

length? girth? nah its like opening the window and fucking the night
(Fri 5th Aug 2005, 12:33, More)

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fun time
how do australians bring up their kids?

put their fingers down a dingos neck
(Thu 8th Dec 2005, 0:17, More)

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he he he
whats brown and runs around the garden?

a fence!


not sick though....
(Thu 8th Dec 2005, 0:15, More)

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work
bloke phones up work, says "i cant come in today, i have a vision problem"
boss says, "what type of vision problem"
bloke says "i just cant see myself in work today"

/taxi
(Thu 8th Dec 2005, 0:23, More)

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more fun
whats got 90 balls and fucks old women?

bingo!
(Thu 8th Dec 2005, 0:18, More)