» World's Sickest Joke

my rude joke
what's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?

one makes your day, the other makes your hole week.

heheheeehehehehee
(Wed 7th Dec 2005, 12:46, More)

» Cheating cheaty cheats

Cheating Sisters.
My big sister and I used to play Scalextrix. When she wasn't winning, she would stop her car under the bridge and announce that her driver was having lunch. What a bastard!
She's very nice now though.
(Tue 22nd Nov 2005, 16:28, More)

» I met a weirdo on the interweb

a man on stumble
sends me a picture of a flower every monday. And that is all.
(Fri 17th Mar 2006, 18:30, More)

» Accidentally Erotic

sexy half goat men
woooooooo! Mr Tumnus from Narnia. He can invite me over for tea and cake anytime.

oh the shame.
(Mon 6th Feb 2006, 16:51, More)

» Urban Legends

lie-ful tower
When I was 9, my best friend Nadia told me that once, a gust of wind blew her off the top of the eiffel tower and then blew her back in again.
I believed her.
(Thu 5th Jan 2006, 19:22, More)