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I don't post any more, but I still check Gaz occasionally. If you want to get in touch with me, that's probably the best way.
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I don't post any more, but I still check Gaz occasionally. If you want to get in touch with me, that's probably the best way.
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» World's Sickest Joke
Here goes:
British serial killers are offered a last drink before jail.
Guard: "What would you like?"
Harold Shipman: "A nice whiskey would be great"
Guard: "What would you like?"
Myra Hindley: "I'd love some red wine"
Guard: "What would you like?"
Fred West: "I could murder some Tennants"
(Fri 3rd Feb 2006, 0:30, More)
Here goes:
British serial killers are offered a last drink before jail.
Guard: "What would you like?"
Harold Shipman: "A nice whiskey would be great"
Guard: "What would you like?"
Myra Hindley: "I'd love some red wine"
Guard: "What would you like?"
Fred West: "I could murder some Tennants"
(Fri 3rd Feb 2006, 0:30, More)
» Never Meet Your Heroes
Not my story
but NobbyNobody's.
Apologies if he's already posted it.
(Wed 31st May 2006, 13:40, More)
Not my story
but NobbyNobody's.
Apologies if he's already posted it.
(Wed 31st May 2006, 13:40, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
I don't like this one, to be honest, but it is sick
A guy meets a girl in a club, and at the end of the night they go back to hers for 'a few drinks'
The guy's getting down to business, when he finds that his lady is very dry and rough down below. He tries to ignore it, but it's really starting to hurt him so he asks her if she can do anything about it. "Sure" she smiles and disappears into the bathhroom.
A few minutes later she reappears, and he gets back to work, finding the environment much better. 'Wow!' he thinks 'this is great!' So he asks her "What did you do to get so wet?"
She looks at him, smiles, and just says "Picked off my scabs and let the pus run out"
(Fri 3rd Feb 2006, 0:35, More)
I don't like this one, to be honest, but it is sick
A guy meets a girl in a club, and at the end of the night they go back to hers for 'a few drinks'
The guy's getting down to business, when he finds that his lady is very dry and rough down below. He tries to ignore it, but it's really starting to hurt him so he asks her if she can do anything about it. "Sure" she smiles and disappears into the bathhroom.
A few minutes later she reappears, and he gets back to work, finding the environment much better. 'Wow!' he thinks 'this is great!' So he asks her "What did you do to get so wet?"
She looks at him, smiles, and just says "Picked off my scabs and let the pus run out"
(Fri 3rd Feb 2006, 0:35, More)
» Misunderstood
lecture
nodding off in a minerals lecture at uni, when the phrase 'and this slide shows a lovely example of cleavage' grabs my attention (i'm a teenage boy)
what?!
i sit bolt upright
...turns out cleavage is the technical term for splitting in crystals...
ps first post - bang it goes...
(Wed 12th Oct 2005, 17:10, More)
lecture
nodding off in a minerals lecture at uni, when the phrase 'and this slide shows a lovely example of cleavage' grabs my attention (i'm a teenage boy)
what?!
i sit bolt upright
...turns out cleavage is the technical term for splitting in crystals...
ps first post - bang it goes...
(Wed 12th Oct 2005, 17:10, More)