» Accidentally Erotic

Not me but my brother.
He is currently 7 years old, casting my mind back a couple of years, so he would have been 5, he was watching the tweenies, like little kiddies do, and one of the girl tweenies started dancing around.
The next thing i see is my little brother panicking slightly running into the kitchen whilst pulling his trousers down shouting "mummy help its gone all big and i dont know what to do" !
Bless his little cotton socks, he was nearly in tears because he didn't understand what had happened to his willy!
The funniest part was listening to mum try and explain to a five year old that it's perfectly normal!
So there you are, my little brother used to get stiff over the tweenies!

Edit: Hammond? definately!!
(Mon 6th Feb 2006, 17:00, More)

» I met a weirdo on the interweb

Cross dresser anyone?
I met a guy, got chatting to him, then i get the "do you want to accept webcam connection".
sure why not thinks i.
There sat in front of me is a bloke in a skirt, tights, pink pants (his legs werent crossed) and a small girly top!
He put his webcam on to ask me if i'd have a look at his cock for him as he thought it looked bent!
Last time i chat to a stranger on teh interweb!!
(Fri 17th Mar 2006, 16:57, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

vietnamese
usually the Vietnamese don't celebrate christmas but i've heard this year they might hang glitter!
(Tue 6th Dec 2005, 14:44, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

eeeewww!
Whats nastier than fucking your granny up the ass?

licking the sweat off her back as you do it.
(Wed 1st Mar 2006, 10:00, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Seen on a T-Shirt
Jesus is coming! he's wanking through the hole in his hand!




One ticket to hell please
(Wed 11th Jan 2006, 13:30, More)