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The dark is generous, and it is patient, and it always wins.

It always wins because it is everywhere.

It is in the wood that burns in your hearth, and in the kettle on the fire, it is under your chair and under your table and under the sheets on your bed.

Walk in the midday sun and the dark is with you, attatched to the soles of your feet.

The brightest light casts the darkest shadow.

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» Birthdays

My Birthday
Is on February 29th.



'Nuff said.
(Wed 14th Dec 2005, 2:15, More)

» Cheating cheaty cheats

Cheat
I cheated in my sose exam today.
I photocopied the pages from my sose book and took it in to the test.
Stupid wnaker of a teacher took it off me,
but, with a last burst of energy from my quivering frame, I managed to jump on the roof, eat my sandwich and do the full monty to a banana.

This resulted in the polar ice-caps melting, plunging the surface of the earth underwater and sending us into the period known as the "water age".

When the human race had at last died out, the penguins fought a huge war against the aliens which turned into a full-scale fight for survival.

In other words, Matthew Reilly gave me a signed copy of Hell Island for free.

Ha!
(Mon 21st Nov 2005, 5:25, More)

» Join us... come join the cult

Does
Star Wars count as a cult?
(Fri 27th Jan 2006, 3:01, More)

» Shame

Oh the shame
To cut a long story short, I had been waiting in the line to see Matthew Reilly.

I finally got to the front of the queue and he signed my book and asked me what other authors I liked.

My reply: "errrrm...Steven Speilberg..."
(Sun 27th Nov 2005, 22:55, More)

» Never Meet Your Heroes

When I was little,
The Wiggles came to my kindy! (before they were famous and that, though.)
(Sun 28th May 2006, 10:42, More)
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