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Probably bindun lots before, but I'm getting old and forgetful. Click for bigger (89 kb)
(Tue 17th Aug 2021, 9:18, More)

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(Tue 9th Oct 2018, 12:23, More)

Quick...think of an alibi

EDIT: changed for historical accuracy! ;-)
(Wed 24th Jun 2009, 16:14, More)

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(Mon 11th Jun 2007, 13:14, More)

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(Wed 20th Dec 2006, 13:45, More)

(Tue 8th Aug 2006, 11:51, More)

(Thu 2nd Mar 2006, 13:25, More)

what's the story?

(Tue 28th Feb 2006, 12:25, More)

chimney sweeps

(Thu 16th Feb 2006, 18:08, More)

Biology's a piece of piss

(Fri 26th Aug 2005, 9:48, More)

"Bellamy must educate Man on futility of fight against global warming and BELLAMY MUST EAT HUMAN FLESH!"

(Mon 22nd Aug 2005, 10:21, More)

"Bellamy save tree. Not destroy tree. Save tree. Not destroy tree. Save not tree. BELLAMY DESTROY TREE!"

(Fri 19th Aug 2005, 9:12, More)

Don't leave lettuce around on high shelves

(Thu 7th Jul 2005, 22:59, More)

(Tue 28th Jun 2005, 23:19, More)

(Thu 9th Jun 2005, 0:15, More)

STOP! Safetytime

(Tue 26th Apr 2005, 22:52, More)

Mars are missing a trick

(Sat 23rd Apr 2005, 22:48, More)

Took my Driving Theory test today
The Hazzard perception bit was easier than I thought

(Wed 20th Oct 2004, 15:28, More)

Anyone seen my highlighter pens?

(Mon 20th Sep 2004, 20:15, More)

I thought George was meant to be a girl

(Thu 16th Sep 2004, 12:09, More)


(Fri 27th Aug 2004, 16:24, More)

Konnen Sie schon erkennen was es werden soll?

(Wed 28th Jul 2004, 13:46, More)

Ghosts are often claimed to be hallucinations. Certainly people can be tricked into 'seeing' things that do not exist. Stare at the cross in the centre of Lionel Ritchie's face, while you count slowly to 120. Then look at a plain wall. You should 'see' a phantom Lionel Ritchie.

(Fri 2nd Jul 2004, 11:35, More)

Wild Bungles are noble creatures
get off my arse
(Thu 1st Jul 2004, 22:55, More)

The true secret behind the enigmatic smile

(Tue 29th Jun 2004, 9:21, More)

There's a broken streetlamp at the end of my road

thank god for digital cameras
(Thu 17th Jun 2004, 23:54, More)

(Fri 11th Jun 2004, 10:40, More)

edit: b3tan to it by JKF! (see bottom of post)
(Thu 6th May 2004, 15:54, More)

How Tube posters are made

(Thu 6th May 2004, 13:28, More)


(Mon 3rd May 2004, 19:13, More)


(Mon 26th Apr 2004, 0:49, More)


edit: this was never meant to happen
(Thu 25th Mar 2004, 15:45, More)

No tax on custard

(Wed 17th Mar 2004, 13:08, More)

(Tue 16th Mar 2004, 13:05, More)

Nearest services: 23 Miles

(Fri 27th Feb 2004, 10:10, More)


(Fri 23rd Jan 2004, 15:08, More)

(Fri 23rd Jan 2004, 11:31, More)

When dogs dance

(Tue 20th Jan 2004, 12:13, More)


Happy Gnew Year, everbode
(Fri 2nd Jan 2004, 17:44, More)


(Mon 22nd Dec 2003, 9:35, More)

Ho's Ho's Ho's

(Fri 5th Dec 2003, 15:44, More)

Bloody students

(Tue 2nd Dec 2003, 11:17, More)

Nice weather for ducks

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(Wed 26th Nov 2003, 10:35, More)

There was no other choice...

(Fri 7th Nov 2003, 9:22, More)

He's been a lot happier since the accident

(Mon 3rd Nov 2003, 10:21, More)

"I'm not going back in the box..."

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edit: now animated and scaring the fuck out of me
(Mon 20th Oct 2003, 13:15, More)


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(Thu 16th Oct 2003, 16:28, More)


I thought a dolphin/horse hybrid would look less threatening than this.
I was wrong.

(Thu 9th Oct 2003, 9:10, More)

They could have made an effort...

(Tue 7th Oct 2003, 21:33, More)

Don't feed it!

clig bicker
(Tue 7th Oct 2003, 17:22, More)

Ferry 'cross the Mersey

(Wed 17th Sep 2003, 10:55, More)

Use the Stick, Ewan...

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(Fri 12th Sep 2003, 9:46, More)

Pasty Kensit

morning all
(Thu 11th Sep 2003, 9:18, More)

I love feeding the burps in the garden

*edit* animated
(Wed 3rd Sep 2003, 9:38, More)

Riddle one this...

(Mon 1st Sep 2003, 10:00, More)

Who are you? Leave us alone!

(Thu 28th Aug 2003, 11:25, More)

morning all

(Wed 27th Aug 2003, 8:12, More)


(Fri 22nd Aug 2003, 9:53, More)

"What's One Looking At?"

click one bigger innit

NO! NO! NO! NO! (Don Logan-Sexy Beast)
(Sat 9th Aug 2003, 1:21, More)

no reason
(Fri 8th Aug 2003, 20:19, More)

(Thu 7th Aug 2003, 11:45, More)

Could be an improvement...

(Fri 25th Jul 2003, 16:47, More)


click for full-on Parky shoe action
(Thu 24th Jul 2003, 15:47, More)

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(Sun 13th Jul 2003, 13:08, More)

Isn't nature wonderful?

(Tue 8th Jul 2003, 11:12, More)

Bear's Angel

(Tue 8th Jul 2003, 2:47, More)

He had to have them...

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(Fri 4th Jul 2003, 10:18, More)

"So, where did it all begin?"

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(Mon 30th Jun 2003, 10:45, More)

When birds eat oranges

#1 When Frogs eat Apples
(Mon 30th Jun 2003, 9:16, More)

Every zebra is easily identified

(Wed 25th Jun 2003, 23:00, More)

"Who's been eating all the apples?"

click small frog for larger frog
(Tue 17th Jun 2003, 17:53, More)

Sometimes it all gets a little too much...

click image for wallpapery goodness
(Thu 12th Jun 2003, 13:57, More)

Fight, fight, fight...

(Tue 10th Jun 2003, 10:23, More)

"Quiet please. Game On..."

(Tue 3rd Jun 2003, 8:36, More)

Quill Case

(Wed 28th May 2003, 16:06, More)

Bad dog!

(Fri 23rd May 2003, 2:12, More)


'Anyone got any eucalyptus buns?'
click image - he go big
(Thu 22nd May 2003, 1:46, More)

'good-day, sir!'

(Tue 20th May 2003, 1:54, More)


(Wed 14th May 2003, 10:38, More)

So which toe is it? Yes, that does look painful...

(Mon 12th May 2003, 10:14, More)

Never smile at a crocodile (or alligator)

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(Tue 6th May 2003, 18:38, More)


(Fri 2nd May 2003, 22:07, More)

It was safer back then...

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(Fri 2nd May 2003, 17:30, More)

bloody smurfs...

(Thu 1st May 2003, 3:22, More)


(Mon 28th Apr 2003, 22:54, More)

oh dear

edit: FP - more apologies

(Mon 14th Apr 2003, 13:12, More)


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(Thu 27th Mar 2003, 1:43, More)


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(Tue 25th Mar 2003, 1:10, More)

'gis a tune

(Thu 20th Mar 2003, 1:12, More)

Terror on the High Seas

Aharrrr, me hearties!
(Mon 10th Mar 2003, 1:16, More)

a walk in the park

proved to be one of Bernard's least inspired ideas.
click image for full horror
(Fri 7th Mar 2003, 21:27, More)

time for bed

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(Fri 7th Mar 2003, 1:55, More)

"oh god...oh jesus christ..."

(Tue 4th Mar 2003, 14:30, More)



or swiraffe
(Tue 4th Mar 2003, 0:51, More)

robert maxwell the baby

'night everyone - sleep well
(Mon 3rd Mar 2003, 2:14, More)

Panda 'Class War ' - Peaceful Resolution

(Sun 2nd Mar 2003, 21:14, More)

Nobody Moove

clickington biggimus
(Wed 26th Feb 2003, 20:19, More)

Spotty teenager

(Tue 25th Feb 2003, 1:20, More)

Come back!!!!!

(Mon 24th Feb 2003, 16:30, More)

No one knew...

Who he was,
Where he came from
or where he got changed into his distinctive blue and red costume.
(Fri 21st Feb 2003, 12:56, More)


(Thu 20th Feb 2003, 0:29, More)

Pottery Time

*clicky image for biggie*
(Wed 19th Feb 2003, 1:32, More)

This is so wrong...

(Tue 18th Feb 2003, 2:17, More)


(Mon 17th Feb 2003, 12:23, More)

Would you mind moving your slippers?

(Fri 14th Feb 2003, 13:17, More)

Don't ask...
This was keeping me up last night. I had to get it out of my head.

(Tue 4th Feb 2003, 13:39, More)

John Carpenter's Spiky Thing

Must be something they put in the milk...
(Fri 17th Jan 2003, 13:31, More)

Bad Egg

Mmmm...1970's eggs
(Fri 10th Jan 2003, 13:16, More)

With apologies to John Gilroy...

(Mon 11th Nov 2002, 11:31, More)

God this program's slow...
"Decreases work rate by up to TEN times!"

(Wed 6th Nov 2002, 14:42, More)

BOO! Yay!
Never realised that a Jack O' Lantern has to be specially cultivated. Here's a rare photo of some being harvested.

(Thu 31st Oct 2002, 11:21, More)

Sorry if this has been done already...

Kitten in Baby Costume.
(Tue 15th Oct 2002, 16:21, More)

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