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Ghosts are often claimed to be hallucinations. Certainly people can be tricked into 'seeing' things that do not exist. Stare at the cross in the centre of Lionel Ritchie's face, while you count slowly to 120. Then look at a plain wall. You should 'see' a phantom Lionel Ritchie.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 2 Jul 2004, 11:35, archived)
# That rocks!
Arrrggghhhhh He's everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Fri 2 Jul 2004, 11:37, archived)
# Hello!
Is it me floating on the wall ?
(Sheepattack!, Fri 2 Jul 2004, 11:38, archived)
#
*calls young priest / old priest*
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Fri 2 Jul 2004, 11:39, archived)
# get a middle aged one
that should solve your problems
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Fri 2 Jul 2004, 11:43, archived)
# Oh what a feeling!
when he's dancing on the ceiling
(Idid, Fri 2 Jul 2004, 11:44, archived)
# I have a bug eyed alien
dancing on my ceiling
(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Fri 2 Jul 2004, 12:22, archived)
# Can I just say
Good game! Good game!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 2 Jul 2004, 11:51, archived)
# Arrrrgh!
Every time I said Arrrgh! he jumped off into the distance, and that was looking at him for 14 seconds! Woo yay and houpla from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Fri 2 Jul 2004, 12:31, archived)
# marvelous
hello wall lional
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 2 Jul 2004, 13:00, archived)
# aaarrgh
he's fucking everywhere - even now 10 minutes later although he's starting to look like Shaft instead
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Jul 2004, 13:31, archived)
# Woo!
Yay

And Houpla.. for making me remember all those Zebrugge ferry jokes. Ah sweet memories.

Now how do I remove him from my retina?
(mooskleo, Fri 2 Jul 2004, 13:48, archived)
# Jesus..!
Jones!!!
(pickled_scamps it's just a pigment of my imagination..., Fri 2 Jul 2004, 13:55, archived)
# Arrgh my friggin' retina!!!
Melt it, meeeeelt it!!!!
(angel collider, Fri 2 Jul 2004, 14:43, archived)
# 119...120
"Fuck! My eyes....are they going to be like this all night long?"
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Fri 2 Jul 2004, 14:58, archived)
# woo...
Spooky!
(southern-thing, Fri 2 Jul 2004, 15:11, archived)
# Fucksocks
ARR! Hoopla
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 2 Jul 2004, 15:41, archived)
# Argh
Why couldn't you of done that with Nicole Richie instead. Lionel just followed me into the toilet....
(Napstitch, Fri 2 Jul 2004, 16:29, archived)
# NSFW - but...
you can just feel the sickening bandwagon coming...

Stare at the 'xxx' for 30 seconds then look at a blank wall...
(damndirtyape, Fri 2 Jul 2004, 16:53, archived)
#
no more fucking goatse! no more! no! nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(babery was never here, Fri 2 Jul 2004, 18:02, archived)
# Can you say
DIRTY SANCHEZ !
(I helped save b3ta! BamaSS, Fri 2 Jul 2004, 16:56, archived)
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DIRTY SANCHEZ!

why yes, yes i can
(the two lips, Sun 4 Jul 2004, 2:27, archived)
# I'm Drunk
And can see 15 lionel richie's, cheers for the nightmares. I'm now imagining lionel destroying my clay head :(
(wizbits_armpit, Fri 2 Jul 2004, 23:49, archived)
# But
The phantom Lionel I see on my walls after staring and counting is white!
I don't know much but I know one thing, when it comes to Lionel, white ain't right.
(The Pink Strat Copy, Sat 3 Jul 2004, 1:37, archived)
# woo
yay

hoopla

carousel
(Attention Whore, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 11:34, archived)