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Yet more filth
1. A little boy walks in on his mum having a shower, he stands and stares at her. "Whats that?" he says, pointing to her crotch.
Embaressed and not wanting to talk about the birds and the bees just yet she replies "Oh, err thats where daddy hit me with an axe."

"Oooh right in the cunt".



2. A little girl walks into the bathroom where she find her mum having a shower.
"What are those mummy?" she asks, pointing at her mums breasts.
"Oh these are breasts dear" her mother replies.
"And when will I get those?" the girl asks.
"When you're a bit older dear."
"And whats that mummy?" she asks, pointing at her mums muff.
"Thats my pubic hair" her mother replies.
"And when will I get that?" the girl asks.
"When you're a bit older love, now run along"

So the little girl leaves.

A bit later she returns to find her dad having a shower.

"Whats that daddy?" pointing to her dads chest.
"Well, this is chest hair darling" replies her dad.
"When will I get that?"
"Ahh, you wont get this, its for boys, and girls from Norfolk but we dont live there" he replies.
"And whats that there daddy?" she asks pointing at his nob.
"Thats my penis love."
"And when will I get that?" she asks.
"Later, when your mum goes to bingo"
(Tue 21st Feb 2006, 20:56, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Japanese Exchange Rates
Ken, a Japanase businessman takes a trip to New York for 2 weeks. He takes 200 yen with him. Unable to change it before he goes, he visits a buereau de change in the US.

"I wan change 100 yen to dolla please clerk san" asks Ken to the clerk.

"There you go, thats $80 back"

Ken bows and walks out, he survives a week in New York on the $80 he had, but still had 100 yen for the last week.

He returns to the buereau de change and asks to change the last 100 yen.

"There you go, thats $70 for you sir" says the clerk.

"What? Las' week I get 80 dolla for 100 yen, this week I get 70 dolla, why the hell that?!" fumes Ken.

"Fluctuations" replies the Clerk.

"Ya, well fluk you Americans too!"

...yeah
(Wed 15th Mar 2006, 23:52, More)

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Fotze Face
Q. Why did the little boy cross the road

A. He was on his way to the cancer clinic but he got run over by a truck which crushed his spine and became a quadroplegic....but he still had cancer...and then died of pneumonia....slowly.
(Tue 21st Feb 2006, 20:43, More)

» Mix Tapes

Lamo...
One of my first recordings was of the 8bit choons from my old Master System, using my dodgy stereo with built in mic. Music ranged from Alien 3 to Desert Strike and was quite possibly the shittest tape ever. I think I got my parents to play it in the car for me. looking back I think I owe them some hefty compensation.
(Fri 8th Feb 2008, 20:24, More)

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Not recist, i love the 100m Sprint!
I was sitting in McDonalds the other day when a gang of about 20 skinheads chased an Indian guy past me, cornered him and kicked the shit out of him. Someone asked me why I didn't help, I said "To be honest I thought 20 was enough"

*badum tchsss*

What do you say to a chav at work?
-Bigmac and Fries please.

What have a tightrope walker and a man getting a blowjob of an 80 year old got in common?
-They're both too scared to look down.

Whats brown and sticky?
-Damilola Taylor (ooooooh!)

Ok this has been done but for those who haven't seen it.

Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?
-Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

*mute trumpet* Waaa waaa waaaaaaa.
(Thu 16th Feb 2006, 9:58, More)