Not recist, i love the 100m Sprint!
I was sitting in McDonalds the other day when a gang of about 20 skinheads chased an Indian guy past me, cornered him and kicked the shit out of him. Someone asked me why I didn't help, I said "To be honest I thought 20 was enough"

*badum tchsss*

What do you say to a chav at work?
-Bigmac and Fries please.

What have a tightrope walker and a man getting a blowjob of an 80 year old got in common?
-They're both too scared to look down.

Whats brown and sticky?
-Damilola Taylor (ooooooh!)

Ok this has been done but for those who haven't seen it.

Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?
-Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

*mute trumpet* Waaa waaa waaaaaaa.
(chalky_bumface Looks to me like it's Rape O'Clock!, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 9:58, Reply)