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Im Mat, im 19 and from the south of Ingurlund, and am at Bath uni, doing chemistry

this is me^ (in the middle) indulging in some piratical drinkage.

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» Best Graffiti Ever

o rly?
Saw this on a pillar in swanage

(Thu 3rd May 2007, 18:04, More)

» Pet Peeves

TV fucking licensing people!
I DONT have a fucking TV!
I TOLD YOU I dont have a TV many times!
And I'm NOT FUCKING SCARED of your constant, shitty threat letters! Come round with your gay little van if you want, i don't care!

...phew! this is like therapy.
(Fri 2nd May 2008, 15:38, More)

» Stalked

Quite a while back,
A few mates of mine where planning to go out to the forest for the night, for a bit of a camping trip (there isn't much else to do in the countryside), and they had asked me, and another few guys if we wanted to go along. We agreed at first, but then had a better idea...
We told them that none of us could make it that night, and they went without us, or so they thought ;)
We decided to go up to the forest, all in dark camouflaged clothing, and set up a camp near theirs, and as we knew they would be more than a little bit stoned, scare the crap out of the lot of them!
So once it was properly dark, we set off sneaking through the trees towards their camp, and to our delight, they where absolutely baked! We managed to get right up close, and started making creepy noises, and throwing little pebbles at them. They where terrified! And even as our tauntings bacame more obvious, they still didn't figure what was going on. The best part was listening to them attempt to rationalise all the strange occurences - "erm..oh its probably urm ..a squirrel dropping acorns on us, or something..." etc.
Trying to keep a straight face while listening to them tell the story in the morning was very hard indeed :)
(Fri 1st Feb 2008, 1:47, More)

» When were you last really scared?

just remembered about a time when
i had just got out the shower, and i was drying my hair with a towel, and so had it over my head. I turned and looked in the mirror and saw the fattest, meatiest, hairiest spider crawling down the towel towards my face. I think my heart stopped for about 5 seconds, while i thrashed around trying to get the towel off my head.
(Wed 28th Feb 2007, 16:28, More)

» My most gullible moment

When we where much younger
my bastard of a brother convinced me that Haggises where in fact small, tartan coloured, pig like creatures, that the scottish shot for sport.
(Mon 25th Aug 2008, 0:30, More)
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