TV fucking licensing people!
I DONT have a fucking TV!
I TOLD YOU I dont have a TV many times!
And I'm NOT FUCKING SCARED of your constant, shitty threat letters! Come round with your gay little van if you want, i don't care!


...phew! this is like therapy.
(biggiantmat, Fri 2 May 2008, 15:38, 4 replies)

They don't have vans

they lie. i had one stalking me and he had a citroen BX.

Cock
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 May 2008, 15:49, closed)

YES!
I got a letter from them the other day that pissed me off no end.

"YOU ARE BREAKING THE LAW BY WATCHING TELEVISION WITHOUT A VALID TV LICENSE" was how it started.

Not "You MAY be breaking the law", but "YOU ARE BREAKING THE LAW!"

Feck off. If they ever come round, they're not coming in on principal. I don't have a TV (well, I do, but it's not plugged in), but I still want to see them waste their time and money on getting a warrant and an accompanaying police officer to come round.
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Fri 2 May 2008, 16:01, closed)

just get a telly you sad hill walking cunt

( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 3 May 2008, 2:13, closed)

click
just for the "gay little van", which made me giggle.
(Alaning, Sat 3 May 2008, 15:38, closed)