» Advice from Old People

My naan once told me...
"use me to scoop up your curry"


So sorry...
(Tue 24th Jun 2008, 20:54, More)

» Mistaken Identity

Gross
Forgot the worst:
My mother often says that I look like Nicholas Cage. In the same breath, she will say how sexy she thinks Nicholas Cage is. I find this very disturbing.
(Thu 31st May 2007, 17:13, More)

» The most cash I've ever carried

All of it!
Once I went to Australia:

  ------

 / teh  \

| werld  |

|        |

 \______/

   \ /

    V

    |

   -+-

    0    <--Me

As you can see, I was clearly carrying the entire world, and thus all the money!
(Thu 22nd Jun 2006, 16:23, More)

» Guilty Pleasures, part 2

Pin
I have a little lapel pin with a Canadian flag on it. I wear it when I go abroad, so people won't know I'm American. If asked where I'm from, I say "A few hours SW of Toronto...". Hey, it's true, provided 10 counts as "a few".
(Mon 17th Mar 2008, 14:05, More)

» My most treasured possession

If I could take anything out of my burning house, it would be:
All the oxygen!

(The fire couldn't burn anymore, see? Because fires need fuel, and oxygen, and heat. And if you take away the oxygen...forget it, let's go get ice cream. Mmm...ice cream.)
(Thu 8th May 2008, 18:19, More)