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» I hurt my rude bits
OW! IT BUUUUUUUURNS!!!
Many a time (most saturdays in fact!) before taking to the rugby field, the boys will put deep heat on any aches and pains, not wash their hands and go for a slash.
Nowt compared to one saturday when I did the same, except instead of taking a piss, I was negotiating the release of the chocolate hostages. Then came the, er, mopping up and my finger tearing through the paper, leaving a smear of deep heat on my baloon knot. For several days after, sitting down was rather a challenge!! You didn't wanna know that...
(Fri 14th Jul 2006, 22:56, More)
OW! IT BUUUUUUUURNS!!!
Many a time (most saturdays in fact!) before taking to the rugby field, the boys will put deep heat on any aches and pains, not wash their hands and go for a slash.
Nowt compared to one saturday when I did the same, except instead of taking a piss, I was negotiating the release of the chocolate hostages. Then came the, er, mopping up and my finger tearing through the paper, leaving a smear of deep heat on my baloon knot. For several days after, sitting down was rather a challenge!! You didn't wanna know that...
(Fri 14th Jul 2006, 22:56, More)
» Never Meet Your Heroes
Cunning plan? Shoulda got to the pie stand first!!
Met Tony Robinson on several occasions. He sits a few rows below us at Bristol City matches. Many moons ago, I sold the refreshments at the footy and Tony came up with his mate to buy his pie. But I sold his mate the last one and Tony called him a cunt!!
(Thu 25th May 2006, 23:00, More)
Cunning plan? Shoulda got to the pie stand first!!
Met Tony Robinson on several occasions. He sits a few rows below us at Bristol City matches. Many moons ago, I sold the refreshments at the footy and Tony came up with his mate to buy his pie. But I sold his mate the last one and Tony called him a cunt!!
(Thu 25th May 2006, 23:00, More)
» Worst Nicknames Ever
Little Man
Hi! Loooong time lurker, first time poster.
Worked for a construction firm couple of years ago. Soon acquire a new nickname
Me being 6 foot 4 and 20 stone gets this gem:
TINY!!
6 foot 4 in length? Certainly no appologies for THAT!
(Thu 18th May 2006, 23:55, More)
Little Man
Hi! Loooong time lurker, first time poster.
Worked for a construction firm couple of years ago. Soon acquire a new nickname
Me being 6 foot 4 and 20 stone gets this gem:
TINY!!
6 foot 4 in length? Certainly no appologies for THAT!
(Thu 18th May 2006, 23:55, More)
» Rock and Roll Stories
CUNTZ!!!
Another thing. Was at the rock night at The Bierkeller, Bristol bout 3 months ago, when a member of the Secret Machines, who were playing that night, took quite unkindly to me asking him to stop throwing his weight around the dance floor and split my head open with a beer bottle.
If I ever run into the weasel faced little cunt again, he won't be playing any whiney, piss poor bore-fest music for along time. If at all.
(Mon 3rd Jul 2006, 9:01, More)
CUNTZ!!!
Another thing. Was at the rock night at The Bierkeller, Bristol bout 3 months ago, when a member of the Secret Machines, who were playing that night, took quite unkindly to me asking him to stop throwing his weight around the dance floor and split my head open with a beer bottle.
If I ever run into the weasel faced little cunt again, he won't be playing any whiney, piss poor bore-fest music for along time. If at all.
(Mon 3rd Jul 2006, 9:01, More)
» Rock and Roll Stories
HELLO CLEVELAND!!
Night before our first gig, P.A speaker blew, as did the lead geetarists amp head, my mic lead died on me and the drummer managed to break not one but TWO drum skins!! Cue much panic and running around various music shops the morning of the gig for repairs!!
Still played a blinder though!!
Hear us at WWW.ZEDROCK.COM if you like that old skool hayvey maytul!!
(Thu 29th Jun 2006, 17:01, More)
HELLO CLEVELAND!!
Night before our first gig, P.A speaker blew, as did the lead geetarists amp head, my mic lead died on me and the drummer managed to break not one but TWO drum skins!! Cue much panic and running around various music shops the morning of the gig for repairs!!
Still played a blinder though!!
Hear us at WWW.ZEDROCK.COM if you like that old skool hayvey maytul!!
(Thu 29th Jun 2006, 17:01, More)