I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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OW! IT BUUUUUUUURNS!!!Many a time (most saturdays in fact!) before taking to the rugby field, the boys will put deep heat on any aches and pains, not wash their hands and go for a slash.
Nowt compared to one saturday when I did the same, except instead of taking a piss, I was negotiating the release of the chocolate hostages. Then came the, er, mopping up and my finger tearing through the paper, leaving a smear of deep heat on my baloon knot. For several days after, sitting down was rather a challenge!! You didn't wanna know that...
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 22:56, Reply)
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