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So scared
Shark Attack.

I live in Sydney and I'm quite a good surfer. Last year I went out for a surf in the middle of winter. Everything was fine until a couple of guys who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood. Got in one little fight and my mom got scared, said you're moving with your Auntie and Uncle in Belair.
(Mon 23rd Aug 2010, 1:27, More)

» Celebrities part II

Michaela Strachan
I was in a ski bar in the Alps. Michaela Strachan was in there with her baldy husband. Anyhow, one of the female members of our party came out of the bogs and informed us that Michaela Strachan does not wash her hands. Flash forwards 3 months and I'm watching Big Breakfast. She's on it. They did that section where they ask the guest a % question.

Jonny V: "So Michaela, what percentage of people don't wash their hands after going to the bog?"
Me: "Well you don't you dirty bitch!!!"
(Mon 12th Oct 2009, 6:58, More)

» Best and worst TV ads

Tudor crisps
I knew a paper boy who took a packet of tudor out of his wages. He traded it to me in return for me delivering a paper. Bastard tricked me. I had to climb a moontin.
(Mon 19th Apr 2010, 4:24, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

f u n n y
Q. Because there's 20 of them.
A. Cotdeath
(Wed 29th Mar 2006, 6:23, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

May have been posted before...
Q. How do you know your sister is on her period?
A. Because I'm wearing my lucky blue coat.
(Wed 29th Mar 2006, 6:20, More)
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