» Mad Stuff You've Done To Get Someone To Sleep With You

does the house come with the job?
I had to become caretaker of a school. worth it for a threesome.

best wishes
Ian
(Tue 17th Apr 2007, 19:33, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

keighley
in keighley the sign on the way in saying "welcome to keighley" had been changed to "welcome to dodge city" brilliant
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 20:17, More)

» Where is the strangest place you have slept?

co op
when im brassic i walk home. its mostly uphill so i always sit on co op wall for a bit for a cig and rest. one night fell asleep on wall and my cousin found me a few hours later and piled me in her taxi. had a rant to paki driver about immigrants taking all jobs.
(Fri 29th Dec 2006, 21:18, More)

» Rock and Roll Stories

book from embrace
saw embrace with my mate a few month ago. danny mc namara throws a book out into crowd and a jump up to catch it. got the bastard and then some twat jumps on my back. my mate repeatedly hits him in the face while i cling to the book because the guy is trying to get it off me (digging his nails into my arms at the same time). by this time i thought fuck it and dropped the book, threw the cunt on the floor and me and my mate gave him a right royal kicking in. we had the decency to lift him above the crowd so he could surf to the front. he took the book with him aswell
(Mon 3rd Jul 2006, 23:24, More)

» Awesome Sickies

old teacher
an ex teacher from my school (who was a great teacher) was sick. he had a couple of weeks off and he realised that he'd rather be at home than in school. shortly after his return to school he forged a doctors note saying he had been diagnosed with cancer!! he was sacked but he still goes on school trips, to Lourdes of all places!
(Tue 13th Jun 2006, 9:35, More)