» Awesome Sickies

My brother rang work to say
he couldn't come in cos his grandmother had died. She died next day. I've never forgivne him for it.
(Tue 13th Jun 2006, 13:44, More)

» Restaurants, Kitchens and Bars... Oh my!

Don't ever go to the Mac Donalds
in Brixton my brothers mate works there and you dont want to know the horrible stuff that goes on.
(Fri 21st Jul 2006, 13:38, More)

» Missing body parts

I lost the tip of my little finger
in a car door when I was 8. My Uncle Del told me it would grow back but of course it didn't.
(Fri 2nd Jun 2006, 13:26, More)

» Rock and Roll Stories

I met Public Enemy
when I was about 13 because my Uncle Del was doing sound on the desk at Brixton Academy and Chuck D was the nicest bloke in the world very intersting and interested and clever and funny and warm and friendly. We exchanged letters for a few years and I met him again when i was in America last year. Flavor flav is an arshole though.
(Wed 5th Jul 2006, 13:29, More)

» Mugged

I got mugged recently
on Northcote road in Clapham. A bloke staning in his garden saw it happening but he refused to do anything about it. he just stood there watching as i was releaved of my handbag at knifepoint. When I called the plice and they asked if I had any witnesses i went to the bloke's house and he said he didn't see it. The police called me a liar and made me apologise to the bloke.
(Mon 19th Jun 2006, 13:25, More)