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"We're here on this earth to fart around and don't let anyone tell you otherwise" - Kurt Vonnegut

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» Rock and Roll Stories

Cocker is Cock Shocker
I worked in a hotel in Edinburgh several years ago which accommodated several very popular beat combos during T In The Park. On this particular occasion, Pulp were staying for several nights. Jarvis was a complete cunt during his entire stay, reducing room service staff to tears after yelling "How fucking long does it fucking take to fucking pour some soup out of a fucking can and heat it up in the fucking microwave???" down the phone when his room service order had been on for 10 minutes, being a drunken idiot in the bar and finally leaving a post-it note on the automatic doors upon leaving which said "This hotel is shit. Love Jarvis".

What a shame I didn't keep it, that would have been worth a fortune on eBay.
(Tue 4th Jul 2006, 15:04, More)

» DIY fashion

Ripped Jeans
Remember Bros? I wish I didn't. Their "I'm really not gay, honest" fashion inspired me to create a pair of ripped jeans myself. In the absence of any cool shops, I took my scissors to a pair of skin-tight bleached jeans. Not realising that a) freshly cut jean looks crap, and b) inch-apart cuts all the way down boths sides of both legs just made me look like a sausage with a defective skin - flabby bits poking out all over!

I think I may have even worn American Tan tights underneath them too. Quick! Call the fashion police!
(Thu 24th Aug 2006, 15:25, More)