» Barred

6 reds and a yellow
although two were from the same pub...

All in Plymouth :

Three for repeatedly emptying their quiz machine at the height of their lucrativeness,whilst drinking an average of half a pint.
These, whilst barrings, were boring.

I was barred from another for telling the landlord he was a "fucking prick" because he believed the lying cow of a barmaid who stitched me up because I told someone about her 3-month stint for ABH.

I was suspended for my local for six weeks for presenting the pub quiz whilst completely arseholed, then trying to punch a punter who was uncomplementary about it.

I was barred from another with five mates because we decided the pool table would look better upside-down.

After being allowed back in by a different manager I was barred again. This time, said manager(ess) called me a "fat bastard", whereupon I suggested that perhaps she shouldn't bandy such words around while her daughter was working there. I don't regret it. It was true - she was fucking huge.

I no longer drink.
(Tue 5th Sep 2006, 19:39, More)

» Lies that got out of control

I tell every body that I don't drink any longer and that I'm fine
 
I drink most days. I'm not fine.

I also suspect that I may be having/have had a mental breakdown, but I still tell everybody I'm fine.

I'm holding on to the tail of a dragon in flight and I don't know how to let go because I'm afraid of the fall.
Sooner or later, I'm going to lose my grip. I have no idea what happens then.
(Wed 18th Aug 2010, 4:59, More)