» Road Rage

Not so much road rage but...
i was told a funny story my a mate of my dads in the pub last week or at least it was funny after a few pints.

back in the swinging sixties my dads mate Ken had bough a rusty old morris minor for his first car and was driving it home for the first time.

now from Ken's description this car was in REALLY bad condition, mot's were introducted in 1960 but this car hadn't been used for a while and looked like an obsolute death trap but it was all he could afford and he needed a car for his new job.

so que journey home and Ken has to take this morris minor down a steep hill on the way back to his house, now the hill in question is really steep and has a roundabout and a petrol station at the bottom.

Ken gets about 3/4 of the way down the hill using the brake heavily when theres a snapping noise and the brake pedal goes limp.
luckily no-one infront of him but now he's flying down the remainder of the hill heading for the round-about.

Ken hits the roundabout at about 60mph flys round it and comes off the first exit striaght into the petrol station hitting one of the pump stands.

no fire or anything but the owner of the petrol station comes charging out red faced hurling abuse, gets near to Kens door looking like he's about to kill him shouting "your going to have to pay for that" pulls on the morris minors door handle and the door falls off que Ken replying "well your going to have to pay for that mate!"


like i said probably funnier with a few pints in you and told properly in person but its good to share! :)
(Wed 18th Oct 2006, 12:06, More)

» Going Too Far

Things Not To Say To Girls
When i was at Uni, a few years ago now my mate James who is a fair bit older than me use to travel from Manchester to Sheffield a couple of times a week to join in the fun and festivities of 1st year university.
Anyway James considers himself a bit a 'jack the lad' type and to be fair he does quite well with the ladies and they don't seem to mind his sexist remarks and generally crude demina.

So anyway one drunken student Wednesday night me James and a few other pals are walking home with a group of pretty keen girls, everything is going well and despite James being obnoxious the girls seem to love it.

I’m not sure how the next bit came about but the challenge from one of the girls that there was "nothing you can say that will shock us" was just asking for trouble.

Seems like girls don’t like being called 'abortion knickers' particularly as it later transpired a couple of the girls may have had some experience of this.

So guys take heed 'abortion' for some reason??? isn't a word to be casually thrown about in the presence of girls and is generally considered going too far!


Credit where credits due tho, James did win the challenge!
(Wed 15th Nov 2006, 17:29, More)

» Personal Ads

defeat
knocked off top spot,

stupid sexy jelly babies! :)
(Mon 17th Sep 2007, 22:38, More)

» Personal Ads

Humm...
Mikey Boy is Bang_the_Drums2.

tis an old photo!
(Sun 16th Sep 2007, 22:01, More)