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» Not Losing Your Virginity
well,
i was in jail, and they made us all go in this big shower room (where we all had to shower). And there was a really big man who came in, he must have been at least 21 feet tall. For some reason when he came in, everyone turned off their showers and went out. I wasnt un-dirty yet, so i stayed in. The guy walks over to me, and PURPOSELY drops his soap! I looked at him. "Are you gonna pick that up?" he said. I sighed and bent over to retrieve it.
I handed it to him with a mild look of annoyance on my face. He thanked me kindley. We are good friends now actually.
(Sat 28th Oct 2006, 11:35, More)
well,
i was in jail, and they made us all go in this big shower room (where we all had to shower). And there was a really big man who came in, he must have been at least 21 feet tall. For some reason when he came in, everyone turned off their showers and went out. I wasnt un-dirty yet, so i stayed in. The guy walks over to me, and PURPOSELY drops his soap! I looked at him. "Are you gonna pick that up?" he said. I sighed and bent over to retrieve it.
I handed it to him with a mild look of annoyance on my face. He thanked me kindley. We are good friends now actually.
(Sat 28th Oct 2006, 11:35, More)
» We have to talk
I actually have no answer
So i will tell you a story insted...
BOOM went the sound of another penis colliding against our tin shelter
"we cant stay here forever you know!" said I. "We have to go soon before we get coverd in spooge!"
"calm down dear" said you. "
"I dont care, im sick of staying in this hut. Im going to take my chances out there!"
"Fine, go." he said. "but you do know that spooge can burn through skin like piss goes through an ice sculpture."
"DAMN YOU TO THE BLOODY BOWLS OF HELL YOU CHUFFED VAGINA"
Suddenly, a gigantic wang fell from the sky and crushed you, her and us. I will never forget that moment. To see my friends get MELTED infront of me as spooge leaked out of the cock. And the smell...It was like a mix of vinegar and rape.
I ran. I got out of that tin hut and ran as far and as fast as I could, trying to ignore the fear and spooge coated planet that was once my home. Bodies lay in the street, and knobs flew around in the sky. I narrowly avoides being hit by the Thick milk which ran through the sewers replacing human fecies.
Eventualy, I fought my way into an abandoned fire station.
There I saw a fit fireman and do you know what he said?
"Im gonna rape you."
WE need to talk?
Sorry for wasting your time, But i really dont have an answer.
(Fri 20th Apr 2007, 23:07, More)
I actually have no answer
So i will tell you a story insted...
BOOM went the sound of another penis colliding against our tin shelter
"we cant stay here forever you know!" said I. "We have to go soon before we get coverd in spooge!"
"calm down dear" said you. "
"I dont care, im sick of staying in this hut. Im going to take my chances out there!"
"Fine, go." he said. "but you do know that spooge can burn through skin like piss goes through an ice sculpture."
"DAMN YOU TO THE BLOODY BOWLS OF HELL YOU CHUFFED VAGINA"
Suddenly, a gigantic wang fell from the sky and crushed you, her and us. I will never forget that moment. To see my friends get MELTED infront of me as spooge leaked out of the cock. And the smell...It was like a mix of vinegar and rape.
I ran. I got out of that tin hut and ran as far and as fast as I could, trying to ignore the fear and spooge coated planet that was once my home. Bodies lay in the street, and knobs flew around in the sky. I narrowly avoides being hit by the Thick milk which ran through the sewers replacing human fecies.
Eventualy, I fought my way into an abandoned fire station.
There I saw a fit fireman and do you know what he said?
"Im gonna rape you."
WE need to talk?
Sorry for wasting your time, But i really dont have an answer.
(Fri 20th Apr 2007, 23:07, More)
» Going Too Far
true story
My wife put forks in the knife draw
so i had her exported
(Tue 14th Nov 2006, 21:54, More)
true story
My wife put forks in the knife draw
so i had her exported
(Tue 14th Nov 2006, 21:54, More)