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been lurking for about 8 years Im afraid to say so my contributions a bit poor but heres some of the junk Ive made anyway:
(i will get prolific soon I promise!)

My Star Wars theme for the muppet compo

My folks wedding (the only time I've used a tablet [which i should more often]))

and heres a little badge I award to anyone who's just a bit too full of themselves
(soo many sometimes its scares me)

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Another Spoonerism for you lovely B3tans

'noon loons
(Fri 26th Oct 2007, 15:13, More)

One of my old faves

hammed up muppet style
(Wed 11th Jul 2007, 23:02, More)

Best answers to questions:

» * PFFT *

Not actually my fartyness but
Whenever I hear (which since school is pretty rare indeed) "the Purple headed mountains, The river running by"
in the hymn "all things bright and beautiful" or even think of it for that matter I just fall into a fit of sniggers due to when I was in primary school our rather large headmisstress would take assembly plonked in front of a piano.
She reached those immortall lines and as "the river" was running by so also was an erruption of Vesuvian magnitude coming from her personage.
Suffice to say she started to play the piano with more force to cover it up.It was so loud that some of the smaller kids began to cry. Never saw her in the same light after that.
(Mon 16th Jul 2007, 1:53, More)

» Insults

I suppose it's a gay insult
So appologies to those that are (and I'm sure they could turn it around to their mates)
But a friend of mine had the knack of ending any sentence that came from some dullard with a deadpan
"therefore... you are gay" which left them speachless so it worked rather well ;)
(Fri 5th Oct 2007, 23:27, More)

» Where is the strangest place you have slept?

Band tales
Got drunk with some mates on a tour bus in Wolverhampton. Woke up to have a piss only to find I was in York.

Did a gig in Turin Italy. After much partying went back to the hotel and grabbed a crate of beers we stole from the rider earlier. We sat in a feild with a full moon and nice view of the mountains. After way too many beers we went back to the hotel only to find it closed and no door bell reception open or anything so we stole the bedsheets from the hotel washing line and slept in the feild. Woke up freezing, tried to get into the hotel again, gave up, found a large man hole where the heating generator was for the hotel and slept on the concrete floor with the rats and stinking of deisel, but at least it was warm ;)
(Sat 30th Dec 2006, 16:31, More)