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[challenge entry] F socks!!

did this yesterday only to discover much image overkill today.
Still, noones mentioned postman pats cameo as Hitler front left on the original

From the Gordon Brown challenge. See all 357 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)
# I recognise that sourcery.
Ou est la Pachey?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Où est chacun?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Ou est ton pantalons?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Merde, j'ai oublié mon pantalon encore!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)
# vous est toujours facile
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Mon pénis balance dans la brise.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# i can see
3 words i recognise
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Toujours, nous parle de ton pénis.
Maintenant, nous nous sommes parlent (?!) de mon vagin, oui?

(that could be a wrong word. Or a jumble of lots)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)
# No, I think that works.
Mon cher Captian, vous avez le plus doux et joli vagin, sil-vous-plait nous le montrerez-vous encore?

can't remember how to talk all familiar, like
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Err....
Le plume de ma tante....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)
# haha
babelfish is you friend!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)
# I'm trying to remember all this
you were using babel!? You cheater!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 14:03, archived)
# only on that last one*,
it was way beyond me!

*and the reply to Dave below too
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)
# ^ceci
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Où est mon esprit?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Je crois qu'il est situé à l'intérieur de vos cul.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# oh, merci, j'ai pensé j'avais regardé là-bas avant
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# had mentioned I did this yesterday
only to be foiled today madam le Capitain. Pachey wins the i posted first prize and to that I bow my hat. PS captain Wow in my regular b3ta stalking sessions I came across u on myspazz so dont feel freaked out if Jonny wants to be your friend. He's harmless ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Oh I wasn't casting aspersions! It's anice shoppable source.
Jonny?

Jammy Dodgers?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Talking of Jammy Dodgers
What do you think of my new profile pic?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)
# i can see up your nose.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# There is nothing up there.
Move along, move along.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# You look sad
is it ment for MySpace?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
#
www.suicideispainlessitbringsonmanychanges.com
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Familyguy
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# records
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Sleepy Dix!
Awwwwww.

What do you think of my new hat?

cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270136777180&ssPageName=ADME:B:EOIBSA:UK:11
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# I must say, whom ever discovered that for you deserves months and months of sexual favours
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)
# It's deserving.
Are you going to Verity's birthday?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)
# I'm afraid I'm too poor to attend
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)
# :( but it's so far away.
You could save pennies, and then come down and have a big hug and kiss from a real pirate.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# I'm afraid the pennies I have are being used for living at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)
# I have money.
Just saying, like.

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)
# For the last time Dixon I don't work as an Escort!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Cortina?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)
# ok, go on then
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)
# It looks like a dinosaur's vagina
:P saw you mentioning it before but didn't have a linky. Tricorn! Now THAT'S a hat!

You received it then?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Not yet, only bought it last night.
It's gorgeous!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)
# niiishe
and red for extra bloodyness
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)
# *nods emphatically*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)
# You have things growing out of your head
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy lurking on listopia instead, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)
# It's a failed hair transplant experiment
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)
# nope
just plain old boring Jonnyness
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Ah, well never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# never mind
children's TV is always funny!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)
# on over on ITV that day
there was Iggy Pop shagging a teddy bear
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)
# I loved him and the stooges on Jonathan Ross
Iggy scaring the ENTIRE front row, contorting at them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# did you see him fall over during his glasto set?
classic!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# the guy in the suit and tie
didn't know what to do
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Noon WB
I love Brian Cant

how do you do the lined effect thingy, to reduce file size. Help would be appreciated
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)
# In tattyshop
you create a 2-pixel image, one black pixel and one transparent pixel. You save this as a pattern and then you can apply a pattern layer over your anim et voila, scanlines.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)
# thank you.
I knew it was something like that, but couldn't work it out.
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# by the way
to make a pattern it's edit/define pattern.

Happy to oblige.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# good god!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)
# bollox
my hedge trimmer just packed up half way through cutting the hedge.
i'm now not a happy bunny.
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Bugger!
Do you have long handled loppers?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# i do
but the hedge is 8' high 5'deep and about 60' long and tricky to get at cos of the stuff planted in front of it. i've ordered a spare bit so it'll have to wait.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Threadjack alert
sorry to do this...

On Photoshop and Photoshop CS3 Trial on PC, I get the same error on JPEG files "could not complete your request because a JPEG marker segment length is too short (the file may be truncated or incomplete)" file opens fine in other programmes though...the filename is 7 charecters btw

tried google and not got much that helps...any ideas??
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# have you tried duplicating it and then saving it?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Yup
and in a range of formats too

I have had problems in the past with JPEG on 'shop is there some conversion taking place?

the files are on HDD
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# is it a photo you copied from a removable media?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)
# no - to HDD
only on HDD and not on server...so not backed up (woops)
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)
# hmmm, plastic surgery?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Spastic Purgotory?
Maybe...
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# well, it's hardly original innit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# yavol
but zee original is just a shade misshap and not touched by the shop hand of plebs like my good self
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)
# oh, okay
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)