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[challenge entry] F socks!!

did this yesterday only to discover much image overkill today.
Still, noones mentioned postman pats cameo as Hitler front left on the original

From the Gordon Brown challenge. See all 357 entries (closed)

(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)
# I recognise that sourcery.
Ou est la Pachey?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Où est chacun?

(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Ou est ton pantalons?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Merde, j'ai oublié mon pantalon encore!

(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)
# vous est toujours facile
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Mon pénis balance dans la brise.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# i can see
3 words i recognise
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Toujours, nous parle de ton pénis.
Maintenant, nous nous sommes parlent (?!) de mon vagin, oui?

(that could be a wrong word. Or a jumble of lots)
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)
# No, I think that works.
Mon cher Captian, vous avez le plus doux et joli vagin, sil-vous-plait nous le montrerez-vous encore?

can't remember how to talk all familiar, like
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Err....
Le plume de ma tante....
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)
# haha
babelfish is you friend!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)
# I'm trying to remember all this
you were using babel!? You cheater!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 14:03, archived)
# only on that last one*,
it was way beyond me!

*and the reply to Dave below too
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)
# ^ceci
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Où est mon esprit?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Je crois qu'il est situé à l'intérieur de vos cul.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# oh, merci, j'ai pensé j'avais regardé là-bas avant
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# had mentioned I did this yesterday
only to be foiled today madam le Capitain. Pachey wins the i posted first prize and to that I bow my hat. PS captain Wow in my regular b3ta stalking sessions I came across u on myspazz so dont feel freaked out if Jonny wants to be your friend. He's harmless ;)
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Oh I wasn't casting aspersions! It's anice shoppable source.
Jonny?

Jammy Dodgers?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Talking of Jammy Dodgers
What do you think of my new profile pic?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)
# i can see up your nose.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# There is nothing up there.
Move along, move along.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# You look sad
is it ment for MySpace?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Familyguy
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# records
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Sleepy Dix!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# I must say, whom ever discovered that for you deserves months and months of sexual favours
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)
# It's deserving.
Are you going to Verity's birthday?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)
# I'm afraid I'm too poor to attend
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)
# :( but it's so far away.
You could save pennies, and then come down and have a big hug and kiss from a real pirate.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# I'm afraid the pennies I have are being used for living at the moment
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)
# I have money.
Just saying, like.

:P
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)
# For the last time Dixon I don't work as an Escort!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Cortina?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)
# ok, go on then
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)
# It looks like a dinosaur's vagina
:P saw you mentioning it before but didn't have a linky. Tricorn! Now THAT'S a hat!

You received it then?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Not yet, only bought it last night.
It's gorgeous!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)
# niiishe
and red for extra bloodyness
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)
# *nods emphatically*
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)
# You have things growing out of your head
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)
# It's a failed hair transplant experiment
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)
# nope
just plain old boring Jonnyness
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Ah, well never mind.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# never mind
children's TV is always funny!

(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)
# on over on ITV that day
there was Iggy Pop shagging a teddy bear
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)
# I loved him and the stooges on Jonathan Ross
Iggy scaring the ENTIRE front row, contorting at them.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# did you see him fall over during his glasto set?
classic!!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# the guy in the suit and tie
didn't know what to do
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Noon WB
I love Brian Cant

how do you do the lined effect thingy, to reduce file size. Help would be appreciated
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)
# In tattyshop
you create a 2-pixel image, one black pixel and one transparent pixel. You save this as a pattern and then you can apply a pattern layer over your anim et voila, scanlines.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)
# thank you.
I knew it was something like that, but couldn't work it out.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# by the way
to make a pattern it's edit/define pattern.

Happy to oblige.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# good god!!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)
# bollox
my hedge trimmer just packed up half way through cutting the hedge.
i'm now not a happy bunny.
that is all.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Bugger!
Do you have long handled loppers?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# i do
but the hedge is 8' high 5'deep and about 60' long and tricky to get at cos of the stuff planted in front of it. i've ordered a spare bit so it'll have to wait.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Threadjack alert
sorry to do this...

On Photoshop and Photoshop CS3 Trial on PC, I get the same error on JPEG files "could not complete your request because a JPEG marker segment length is too short (the file may be truncated or incomplete)" file opens fine in other programmes though...the filename is 7 charecters btw

tried google and not got much that helps...any ideas??
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# have you tried duplicating it and then saving it?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Yup
and in a range of formats too

I have had problems in the past with JPEG on 'shop is there some conversion taking place?

the files are on HDD
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# is it a photo you copied from a removable media?

(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)
# no - to HDD
only on HDD and not on server...so not backed up (woops)
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)
# hmmm, plastic surgery?

(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Spastic Purgotory?
Maybe...
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# well, it's hardly original innit
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# yavol
but zee original is just a shade misshap and not touched by the shop hand of plebs like my good self
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)
# oh, okay
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)