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Mug standards are falling

(Thu 7th Jul 2011, 14:58, More)

It used to be the fastest way to get home from work.

(Thu 12th Nov 2009, 11:10, More)

Barely threadworthy
but it's best to get the crap compo stuff out of the way...

(Wed 4th Feb 2009, 21:49, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Shoddy Presents

X-Mass Nuts
One year I stole a wall nut of my parents and then stole some paper to wrap it up in. Its become a tradition and now I get them a wall nut each year.

My grandmother, who is an artist, gave my mother a picture of some broken cups and a broken vase with a note saying that there would be a "suprise" next year. Next year she gave my mother one of the broken cups in the picture and every year after that she presented my mother with another of the broken objects.
(Thu 23rd Sep 2004, 10:23, More)

» Embarrassing Injuries

A friend of mines has a father who is a gynocologist. His work has included: A young girl who was plesureing her self with a school test tube untill her parents walked in and she shut her legs to fast......the tube shatterd and a woman who got a live goldfish stuck up the same orafice
(Thu 2nd Sep 2004, 16:41, More)

» Accidentally Erotic

Local Buses
They just vibrate so much
(Thu 2nd Feb 2006, 18:53, More)

» Inappropriate crushes

The girl in hard candy
I found the victim in a
Film about pedophilia
sexy. So very, very wrong.
(Thu 28th Sep 2006, 13:35, More)

» Birthdays

It's actualy
my b-day today! Really - Im 19
(Fri 9th Dec 2005, 13:25, More)
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