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[challenge entry] Mug standards are falling

From the Crucial Design Flaws challenge. See all 136 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:58, archived)
# hahaha beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:02, archived)
# I love this.
:D
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
(twattybanjo, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:18, archived)
# On a related note...
A friend of mine (call him B) had a neighbour (whom I'll call J), who was none too bright. B has been known to exploit this.

One day, J's car had a puncture, and he knocked on B's door to ask for help fixing it. B took a look, jacked up the car, removed the wheel, rotated it by 180o, and bolted it back on.
"You see," he explained to J, "the flat bit of the tyre was at the bottom where the tyre touches the road. It's now at the top, where it doesn't touch anything, so you won't have to worry about it any more."

J thanked him.

But he was back the following day to ask for help again. Apparently the puncture had slid back to the bottom of the wheel overnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:20, archived)
# I've always wondered why people don't use the actual names while they're claiming not to
unless they always do.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:33, archived)
# :)
how very silly.

wonderous.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:28, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:35, archived)
# haha - please say you have sent this to her Maj :)
I bet she'd laugh - would make a change for her from the usual quantity of republican turds she receives each day in the post.
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:37, archived)
# lol, how dare they sell tat of this low poor quality,
for shame :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:58, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha... you loony
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:40, archived)
# hahaha loon :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:12, archived)
# I think you're lovely and you are welcome to have tea at my house whenever you like.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:38, archived)
# Keep it. It will become a collector's piece.
Antiques Roadshow here you come!
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:07, archived)
# hahaha!
I love this.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:23, archived)