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» Best Graffiti Ever


(Wed 9th May 2007, 9:41, More)

» Mad Stuff You've Done To Get Someone To Sleep With You

I took a mouthful of my own jizz in return for a blow job from my bitch of an ex does that count?

Edit // I would like to add it tasted fucking disgusting worse than any sperm I have ever tasted.
(Fri 13th Apr 2007, 11:13, More)

» Dumb things you've done

Today I....
I beat the black dude at chin ups after zapping a fly and shooting some dude in a weird Halo type outfit. Then in a I clicked the fart button believing it to actually be a flash movie and expecting some sort of anal rasp but received only an XBOX 360 for "free".
(Sat 22nd Dec 2007, 10:02, More)

» Personal Hygiene

Singing in the sick...
This fat mole/wart faced street singing man used to frequent MVC where I used to work. He always smelt of sick to the point where we used to battle to get out of the till area to pretend to restock before this fucker got to paying for his stuff. He came in once with a nice suit on except there was a bib O sick down the front - weirdly enough this guy spent £65,000 in two years on CDs and DVDs... As for me - Im not sure if I smell, my mum and dad tell me I smell like cat piss...
(Fri 23rd Mar 2007, 15:31, More)

» Dumb things you've done

You work for Mencer you must be REAL clever.
(Sat 22nd Dec 2007, 10:10, More)
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