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use these guys...

(Thu 29th Oct 2009, 13:51, More)

They will get there. When they do you will know.
*edit Thanks for all the nice remarks, they make me happy :)

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(Fri 18th Sep 2009, 17:02, More)

'ning *edit Cheers all :D

(Wed 2nd Sep 2009, 11:37, More)

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Danger! Loganberries...

(Fri 22nd May 2009, 9:52, More)

If its bindun at least i got some illustrator practice... *Thanks all! :D

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(Wed 1st Apr 2009, 14:46, More)

:) Tough compo...

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(Tue 21st Oct 2008, 10:55, More)

i knew it all along *edit* Thanks all! :D

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From the heart.

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» Evil Pranks

We did a bad thing.
I worked in the print trade for a few years, one of the casual workers Bob was a really nice old boy in his mid 60s due to retire. He had this really old pair of glasses whuch he was very protective over, he reckoned he had been to opticians many times and this was the only pair that worked for him, he used to maintain them and clean them (old school I suppose) anyway... one day I brought in an old pair I found at home, we switched them with his sacred pair when he was eating his lunch (he took them off to eat), which he left on his makeshift table which was a pallette of paper. We dropped another big heavy pallete of paper onto them with a big crunch. He heard it happen and came running over. We thought he would get angry and we would all have a laugh but instead he clawed at the paper pallete and started crying. We all stood there in shocked emabarrasment as we revealed the truth to him. He said nothing and never came back again. Terrible huh? We felt like a bunch of proper nasty cunts.
(Sun 16th Dec 2007, 16:46, More)

» Evil Pranks

Another print shop tale...
Darren was lazy fuck at work, he used to sleep on one of the work benches is plain sight. One day we decided to punish him by wrapping him to the table with shrink wrap (we were all geniuses you see). Darren wakes up and panics as the shrink wrap constricts on him causing him to have a massive asthma attack right there and then. If you have you any idea how tough it is to break through layered shrinkwrap you will know that we almost lost him and if it wasnt for an old boy called Bob (see my previous story) coming to the rescue with a scalpel we would have gone down for murder. Darren is alive and well but slightly less lazy i hear.
(Sun 16th Dec 2007, 16:55, More)

» Accidental animal cruelty

Once, when i was a kid.
I used to slide the guinnea pig down the table. It used to fall off the end. Lock me up!
(Thu 6th Dec 2007, 21:57, More)

» Irrational Hatred

"It's more better innit"
One of the bosses at my work says that in every meeting. I counted 22 instances of it once... Cunt
(Thu 7th Apr 2011, 9:57, More)

» Pathological Liars

I used to be one when was a kid.
Had a whole fantasy world going on, i would lie about everything, get caught out and still try to carry the story on. Thankfully it was never anything sinister just constantly bending the the truth for some strange reason. I have stopped now though, I find animal murder a more adult substitute. I actually murdered a famous cat last week, belonged to the queen mother until she died, she left it to the queen. So it was royalty!
(Tue 4th Dec 2007, 22:38, More)
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