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# APPLEFIELD

(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)
# I see you've got to the core of the problem
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)
# puns really get under my skin...
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)
# GRANNY'S COX!
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)
# hush now,
silence is golden (delicious)
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)
# *stalks*
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# you pipped me to that one
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I just don't see the apeel of puns, I'm afraid.
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)
# This makes me think of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.
Woo
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)
# ^this!
and now I'll be singign the theme tune for the rest of the day
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)
# aaargh!
I am now!
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)
# ^^^
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)
# ha ha ha
I'll take the appley tasteless bastards on!

in other news:
msnbcmedia.msn.com/i/CNBC/Sections/News_And_Analysis/_News/__EDIT%20Englewood%20Cliffs/LetterOfMadoffVictims.pdf

emails which have been printed out and submitted in the case against Bernard Madoff (serious investment fraud case) -- page 36 is a good one.
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)
# That pdf is taking ages to download...
Could you give me the summary?

Edit: Got it now :D

You're obsessed, I say!
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)
# yeah - sure - not that funny really
emails and letters associated with B. Madoff's serious fraud investigation where he took money for investments he never made... one of the emails is a 419 from someone wanting to invest $10m ... slightly humorous in and of itself, but it ends with "If this email offends your moral value, do accept my apology..."
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)
# ho ho ho Prof
that's some funny shit right there...

*gets coat*
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Whoops.
Although the irony of a 419'er trying to extract money from a giant ponzi-scheme fraud case is near-infinite.

But who's the bigger crook? Only one way to find out...
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)
# they're both crooks
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Bigger!
bigger
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)
# THEY'RE BOTH CROOKS
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)
#
sorry
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)
# The Apples of Wrath!
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)
# hahaha!

(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)
# also
DO ME NEXT STEVE
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)
# AVENGE MR APPLE!

(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)
# yesss!!!
the red ones are extinct now!
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)
# yay apples :)

(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Haha
Reminds me of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Pomme wars!
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# The Battle of the Pomme
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Oh no, the green apples are conquering the world!!!
But hold on: How come the victims be red apples instead of green apples? Family revenge?
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# its not he colour of our skin that is important,
that we unite as brothers is paramount against this wicked foe
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Does anyone else...
...really fancy a nice long cold glass of Apple Juice?
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)