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# Danger! Loganberries...
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:52, archived)
# WHEN FRUIT ATTACKS!
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:54, archived)
# WHEN FRUIT GOES BAD
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
# AMERICA'S MOST DANGEROUS FRUIT
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
# FRUIT DOES THE CRAZIEST THINGS
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
# DANNY DYER'S HARDEST FRUITS
"this faaaaaaakin plum 'ere is 'ard as old 'ob nailed boots init... I smoke too much for this shit cor blimey I wouldn' wonna mess wiv 'im..."

*knows nothing about Danny Dyer and his "creative" output after 24 hour party people (in which I thought he was quite good)*
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
#
Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Pah!
If it had been a real ninja your friend Mark wouldn't have seen a thing
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Mark's blind you unfeeling cunt
ningles.... you unfeeling cunt
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
# ningles, you harsh bastard
with your tautological signature
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:17, archived)
# then let that be a lesson to you
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:20, archived)
# My friend Mark is also a Ninja
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Ahhhh, I see.
As you were then.
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:20, archived)
# hahahahahahahah! brill :D
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:55, archived)
# hehe!
cheers! :D
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# hows things this fine morning, Mr OP?
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
# OP means original poster
which in this case is correct.


I've got so much work to do, somebody please tell me to get on with it. :(
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:21, archived)
# GET ON WITH IT!
(, Sun 24 May 2009, 19:24, archived)
# good thanks! you?
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Hahahaha, yes!
Elsewhere, I happened upon the word 'absquatulate'. It is a fine word and shall be receiving some serious usage as soon as possible. Wastrel isn't half bad either.

Anyone else have any favourite words?
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:57, archived)
# prolix
beak
figleytobis
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Ah yes, prolix. That was in the Guardian QC ages back.
Looked it up but never got the chance to use it.
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
# tmesis
ungulate
cat
peristalsis
discombobulate
quiniela
disenfranchise
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Tmesis - yes! I heard about that in QI I think. The only word that starts with 'tm...'
The others are classy too, especially cat, but I've never heard of quiniela or peristalsis. *Researches*
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:01, archived)
# oh you'll know peristalsis
quiniela got me my highest ever Scrabble score for a single play - 212 points I think

pah - I knew what tmesis was before QI!
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:03, archived)
# I wrote a piece for two marimbas called Tmesis that nearly got performed all around the country.
That's my "interesting" story. Great word.
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Yes, you're right. Having looked it up, I do remember peristalsis from the school lessons of yesteryear.
Top work getting into a scrabble game, that's quite a trophy!
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
# spatchcock
also the german word geƶffnet, pronounced jeffnet. i absolutely love it :)
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:59, archived)
# The cartoon in your profile is great. If I could click it, I would.
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:02, archived)
# haha
I remember that
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:03, archived)
# lawks!
*blushes*

fankyoo :) i'll produce his further adventures when i get some time :)
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
# two of my favourite words will forever be
Svelte (or possibly lithe) and louche

I think I may be a foppish popinjay
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
# haha you might at that!
:D
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
# i like the word "harness"
it carries great meaning
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
# dirty so and so
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:33, archived)
# WARNING!
WIN LEVEL CRITICAL! WIN OVERLOAD!

awesomebags!
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Slabman FTW!
:D
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:59, archived)
# I have no idea what's going on here
but I do like the look of loganberries.

crap fact time - Hjortron is Swedish for Cloudberry
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Logan is the real name of Wolverine.
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
# is that like a tangerine?
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Superfast fp!
:) Great job.
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Fastest FP ever?
well done sir *click* :)
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
# oh fuck!
just realised! YAY! :D
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
# hahahahaha!
BESERKER!

(, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:09, archived)
# haha!!!
:D
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:27, archived)
# extra large:D
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
# woo assasin fruit ftw!
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Congrats on FP
I am just so happy I don't have to see the previous thing when I go onto B3ta now
(, Sat 23 May 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Surely that's a
mulberine.
(, Sat 23 May 2009, 6:19, archived)
# I don't get it
WTF has this got to do with The Bold & The Beautiful ??
(, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:09, archived)