» Housemates from hell

I used to live with my dad
I don't really need to say much more than that. We had meatballs for dinner every day. By themselves...

And he has something wrong with his digestive system meaning that the toilet constantly stunk the house out. And he banned me from mentioning my mom.

When I was about eight I used to have an airing cupboard as a bedroom.

Meh, I could go on and on.
(Thu 5th Apr 2007, 18:37, More)

» Pet Stories

Hamsterrr
A few years ago I had this hamster who was a bit of an acrobat and had figured out how to open the top of his cage by climbing the walls, monkey barring along the top and then flipping himself off the catch. We used to have to leave a load of books over the top so that it couldn't get out.

Anyway this one time my dad was in the living room at night watching some horror film and I was at my moms. It gets to this scene where theese people are running through the sewers getting chased by a load of rats, he turns around and the hamster is sitting right at the top of the chair staring at the TV.

Another time the hamster escaped and we couldn't find it, and we figured we'd probably lost it cause we hadn't found it for days. We'd noticed it had gone in the morning, and we finally found her when we were going to bed. Turns out she'd gone from one side of the house to the other, climbed on to a dressing table, fell off again and got stuck in a bin.
(Sat 9th Jun 2007, 15:01, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

'I love Dane'
That was a pretty good one to find considering how few people share my surname :) Never did find out who wrote it but I doubt it was about me :(

There's quite a lot of CDC graffiti round too, that's always good
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 17:22, More)

» We have to talk

Well
There was two that stick out...

My ex girlfriend when she decided to tell me that she'd been cheating on me with her best friend and had decided to leave me for him...

and my current girlfriend when she told me that she was moving to New Zealand with her parents...
(Fri 20th Apr 2007, 17:32, More)

» Mad Stuff You've Done To Get Someone To Sleep With You

I don't tend to put that much effort in...
cause if it's that hard then its not worth it, there's soeone else :)

Although this one time I quit smoking and drinking and got mugged for someone... That was pretty crap

And atm my girlfriend is in New Zealand because her parents moved there and they made her move too, but she's coming back in about tow months when we have the cash. So does saving up £400 and waiting for months count?
(Sat 14th Apr 2007, 15:34, More)