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# It wasn't my fault...

The PaperClip made me do it...
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)
# that little clippy bastard is a full on serial killer
I know this

and I might add, this is a gif joke today

but tomorrow, with SCIENCE!! your little computer assistants will be abusing workers like this!

if they get guns we're doomed!
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
# *burns shitty paper clip*
but most woo on the anim!
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)
# *fucking shitty paperclip*
:D
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)
# haha
you bastard

:P
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)
# hehe
:D
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Hahah! I'll NEVER obey that damn paperclip
NEVER!

...*waits a suitable time and then opens porn tab*
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)
# JESSIE!
*glomps*
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)
# you can get Porn tabs?
I only get Asprin tabs
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# These are kind of the opposite
but also help a 'headache'
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Do you find?
I tried that to cure a headache the other day...

My head was pounding...
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# SOJAMDO!
*return glomps*
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I saw your man-wife on here yesterday, then he vanished...
you're not about to do the same are you?
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# and earlier today . . .


(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Too early for me...
Unless I was being dim / blind / both...
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Well, potentially
I'm at home so can get on when I like, I'm just trying to get my chores done too.
The missus is at work where he can't get on at all, complete lock down of 'recreational' use...but there are some computers that aren't monitored and occasionally he risks going on there for a brief hello because he misses all you lovely peeps :)
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# he posted from his phone
apparently


(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)
# *ties to the internet*
Ha! Now you HAVE to stay and chat...
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Is it just me...
...that hears the paperclip speaking with GlaDOS' voice?
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# oh god!
edit: now I am, but with the "this is a triumph" singy style voice
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)
# #This was a triumph...#
#I'm making a note here... would you like to start a letter?#
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# that too
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# *cleeeeek*
PROOF OF THAT BASTARD PAPERCLIP'S MISDEEDS!
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# thats awesome
_
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha...
*breathes*
Hahahahahahahahahahahahah!

Fried gold, that fish.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# hehehe
That little bastard!

Woo!
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
Now I have to explain to the boss why I'm laughing at Clippy....
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Hahaha!
Already looking ,Pal.
...er..I mean at b3ta!!!
What's this "Porn" never heard of that!
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)
# for some reason
I'm imagining him with the accent of Bob Ross.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# What is this B3ta you speak of?
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Some kind of infantile, frequently scatological, digital art forum.
Nothing highbrow like this place.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# high monobrow?
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# its
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# is clippy on coke
he's talking 20 to the dozen.

Ace.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# You can see the lines on his piece of paper...
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# BOOM BOOM!

;-)
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# good old paper clip
One word if you never want to put up with the irritating thing again: latex.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# YAY
Excelent ! And this make me ever so Glad my boss comes in about 2 days a month...
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)