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» Guilty Pleasures, part 2
the Joy of Lovejoy
The best bit is when, suddenly out of no-where, lovejoy turns to the camera and gives forth some shite nugget of plot that somehow doesn't seem to be relevant. It just adds a weird situation, not seen before or since, despite how wacky hollyoaks tries to get..
80's Genius.
(Fri 14th Mar 2008, 12:23, More)
the Joy of Lovejoy
The best bit is when, suddenly out of no-where, lovejoy turns to the camera and gives forth some shite nugget of plot that somehow doesn't seem to be relevant. It just adds a weird situation, not seen before or since, despite how wacky hollyoaks tries to get..
80's Genius.
(Fri 14th Mar 2008, 12:23, More)
» Phobias
Deep Sea Isopods
I know I'm not too likely to come across these on my way to work in the centre of Edinburgh, but that doesn't mean they haven't sussed out a plan to get me at some point.
bioephemera.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/380353_028542ead3.jpg
Also his friend the Horseshoe Crab. The scene where David Attenborough is standing on a beach with a few thousand of the fuckers makes me want shrivel up and die.
kentsimmons.uwinnipeg.ca/16cm05/1116/33-28-HorseshoeCrabs.jpg
and finally this little shit.
The fact that someone found this cunt behind their new TV, makes me want to burn whichever country is responsible to the ground. Never mind the fact it's poisonous. Utter disdain.
newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40748000/jpg/_40748100_centipede203pa.jpg
(Fri 11th Apr 2008, 10:45, More)
Deep Sea Isopods
I know I'm not too likely to come across these on my way to work in the centre of Edinburgh, but that doesn't mean they haven't sussed out a plan to get me at some point.
bioephemera.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/380353_028542ead3.jpg
Also his friend the Horseshoe Crab. The scene where David Attenborough is standing on a beach with a few thousand of the fuckers makes me want shrivel up and die.
kentsimmons.uwinnipeg.ca/16cm05/1116/33-28-HorseshoeCrabs.jpg
and finally this little shit.
The fact that someone found this cunt behind their new TV, makes me want to burn whichever country is responsible to the ground. Never mind the fact it's poisonous. Utter disdain.
newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40748000/jpg/_40748100_centipede203pa.jpg
(Fri 11th Apr 2008, 10:45, More)
» Guilty Pleasures, part 2
graffiti - for all the wrong reasons
quite often over the last 8 years or living in flats in Edinburgh I have taken a biro to the walls.
Though the trick is to write something rude but so small that you can't really see it and it just looks like a very slight blemish. its only when you are about 2 inches from it that you can read it. and then it'll be something like 'arse' or 'balls'.
This one keeps me amused for hours, in the knowledge that someone sometime will read one and wonder what the fuck is going on...
excellent.
(Mon 17th Mar 2008, 17:00, More)
graffiti - for all the wrong reasons
quite often over the last 8 years or living in flats in Edinburgh I have taken a biro to the walls.
Though the trick is to write something rude but so small that you can't really see it and it just looks like a very slight blemish. its only when you are about 2 inches from it that you can read it. and then it'll be something like 'arse' or 'balls'.
This one keeps me amused for hours, in the knowledge that someone sometime will read one and wonder what the fuck is going on...
excellent.
(Mon 17th Mar 2008, 17:00, More)
» Guilty Pleasures, part 2
Ashdoorhandle
When at parties and smoking tabs (or joints) and deep in conversation instead of looking for an ash tray I like to either flick the ash on the top of a door, or try really hard to balance it on top of the handle, safe in the knowledge that the next person to walk past will deposit it on the floor.
supremely amusing, especially when someone asks what the hell i'm up to.
(Mon 17th Mar 2008, 16:52, More)
Ashdoorhandle
When at parties and smoking tabs (or joints) and deep in conversation instead of looking for an ash tray I like to either flick the ash on the top of a door, or try really hard to balance it on top of the handle, safe in the knowledge that the next person to walk past will deposit it on the floor.
supremely amusing, especially when someone asks what the hell i'm up to.
(Mon 17th Mar 2008, 16:52, More)
» Shoplifting
Smack Gee's
Round where I'm from (Edinburgh) they have gona a step further and made these shit knockoff stalls into fully operating shops, called Cash Generator, but more commonly known as Smack Generator or even Smack Gee's for obvious reasons.
A whole shop done up like they don't sell knocked off shit, but anyone can see the likes of the feckers that sell shit to these shops, and well, they don't look like they need the money to do some simple house repairs or buy clothes for their kids.
Thats a thievery corporation if their ever was one.
bastards
(Mon 14th Jan 2008, 10:45, More)
Smack Gee's
Round where I'm from (Edinburgh) they have gona a step further and made these shit knockoff stalls into fully operating shops, called Cash Generator, but more commonly known as Smack Generator or even Smack Gee's for obvious reasons.
A whole shop done up like they don't sell knocked off shit, but anyone can see the likes of the feckers that sell shit to these shops, and well, they don't look like they need the money to do some simple house repairs or buy clothes for their kids.
Thats a thievery corporation if their ever was one.
bastards
(Mon 14th Jan 2008, 10:45, More)