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» Crappy relationships

Damn fuck socks
I paid the rent, the car I bought a house the daft bitch then bottled. I looked after her when her evil drunk father was found dead on on the railway tracks in bath. Damn all I wanted was an a piss poor explanation rather than dropping me in the shit

lots of love to e.halhead ;) and good luck with your house and sprogborn to be.

ps I did suggest you should do art rather than being a RMN as you had more issues than a soap opera a year before you qualified

before: I remember my grans funeral and you were a complete bitch as you wanted to go clubbing and get off your tits, there are many variations on this theme and finally you were shitte in the sack
(Tue 26th Oct 2010, 23:46, More)

» What was I thinking?

Girlfriend of 4/5 years bailed out when I purchased a house it cost sooooo much and this was 1998ish AArghhh
regrets? I did not give her the clap or at least herpes or a smack over her head with an ford fiesta
(Thu 23rd Sep 2010, 23:53, More)

» What was I thinking?

Whisky error
Only a young un 16 ish, lovely girlfriend smart in all aspects. Well cracking party at "Monroes wine bar" however prior myself and Andy drank a large amount of whiskey before hand. This was error no.1 Then error no.2 A fumble on a bench by a Priory which left us with limited dignity (my fault), then to the glorious winebar which is where ...,
no 3 .Consumed more beer passed out and several bunts(I now know who you are are and you all lived with your parents STILL at over 30!!) put fag ends up my nose! I look forward to seeing you Mark&Simon argh nd simons name was durham. but he was a simply bunt in the end.

apologies to the nice lass , she went to cambridge and now who knows but I still remember the silver earings I got her
(Thu 23rd Sep 2010, 23:41, More)

» Have you ever seen a dead body?

The Big Stiff
Many moons ago I use to manage properties for a local authority (council houses)any way it was the usual Friday,avoiding work, walking about with a bit of paper in order to look busy when I finally got round to answering my phone so dutifully I was called out to a property on a shitty estate and low and behold the occupier had been dead for for weeks.It was what is commonley known as an Elvis, dead on the bog. However to make things more bizzare he was there so long and rapidly decomposing his head fell off into the hand basin next to the W.C. To top it off his flesh dissolved and dripped own to the flat below mmmm.., yummy
(Sat 1st Mar 2008, 22:38, More)