The Big Stiff
Many moons ago I use to manage properties for a local authority (council houses)any way it was the usual Friday,avoiding work, walking about with a bit of paper in order to look busy when I finally got round to answering my phone so dutifully I was called out to a property on a shitty estate and low and behold the occupier had been dead for for weeks.It was what is commonley known as an Elvis, dead on the bog. However to make things more bizzare he was there so long and rapidly decomposing his head fell off into the hand basin next to the W.C. To top it off his flesh dissolved and dripped own to the flat below mmmm.., yummy
(BigThrobbingGristle, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:38, Reply)