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» Gyms

inteligent design? seems floored to me.
Packed rowing club gym when i was 16. lying on my belly on one of those yoga ball things. chatting to a friend on a rowing machine, i just clipped it. BANG, it fecking disappears. can anyone say they wouldn't laugh at a kid who falls half a meter on a hard surface and lands on all 4 funny bones. wish i'd seen it.
(Sun 12th Jul 2009, 23:14, More)

» Pubs

The 3 legged mare
Hugely hung-over one day me and several of my friends hunched over the bar on a sa(turd)ay lunch. The bar was full of tourists eating and drinking. In the corner of my eye I see this dirty little Burberry coated scrote of a chav walk smack in to a traffic cone outside the front door of the pub. The nose dive was probably as impressive as the sound of the spang. I did what any self respecting citizen would have done, laugh hysterically for several minuets. Seemed there were no other self respecting citizens in that day as everyone seemed to be conserned for the little cock. A few minuets later when my laughter died down, the crowd moved a little and the ambulance arrived. I noticed that I had been laughing at an 80ish year old woman. I guess its lucky she was probably def.
(Mon 9th Feb 2009, 13:36, More)

» I'm going to Hell...

One thing led to another and we untied the ropes sat at the other side of the river with a couple of beers.
I am a rower. I annoy the crap out of out non-rowers by telling them about rowing. This is a given for most rowers and I’m trying to get better. But here is a tale I have never told anyone.

Back in 2005 I raced in a single at York during the summer. I won all my heats and got through to the final in the novice event. During the race a large privately owned boat called “MORE MISCHIEF” ploughed down my lane ignoring all calls to stop by people on the bank and race officials. I swerved a bit, had to stop and lost the race (I was wining until then).

May 2006 in York with rowing buddy Simon. We got in a lock-in at the Judges lodgings back when I liked the manager (Pete (cock)). Stumbling around at 4 in the morning along the river bank, we saw MORE MISCHIEF moored up next to the museum gardens. One thing led to another and we untied the ropes (leaving one tied as I’m not that much of a wanker) sat at the other side of the river with a couple of beers. Watched and laughed.

Don't really regret it so probably am going to hell (or cooler religons versions of hell).
(Fri 12th Dec 2008, 16:47, More)

» Teenage Crushes - Part Two

Charlotte Green
In my head she is epic.
(Tue 10th Nov 2009, 22:37, More)

» Procrastination

I Dream about sleeping.
(Wed 19th Nov 2008, 12:00, More)
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