The 3 legged mare
Hugely hung-over one day me and several of my friends hunched over the bar on a sa(turd)ay lunch. The bar was full of tourists eating and drinking. In the corner of my eye I see this dirty little Burberry coated scrote of a chav walk smack in to a traffic cone outside the front door of the pub. The nose dive was probably as impressive as the sound of the spang. I did what any self respecting citizen would have done, laugh hysterically for several minuets. Seemed there were no other self respecting citizens in that day as everyone seemed to be conserned for the little cock. A few minuets later when my laughter died down, the crowd moved a little and the ambulance arrived. I noticed that I had been laughing at an 80ish year old woman. I guess its lucky she was probably def.
(bowi555 built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:36, 1 reply)

*chuckle*
*groan*
*click*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:45, closed)