Profile for Smelon:
none
Recent front page messages:
none
Best answers to questions:
- a member for 16 years, 1 month and 7 days
- has posted 0 messages on the main board
- has posted 0 messages on the talk board
- has posted 0 messages on the links board
- has posted 3 stories and 0 replies on question of the week
- They liked 0 pictures, 0 links, 0 talk posts, and 0 qotw answers.
- Ignore this user
- Add this user as a friend
- send me a message
none
Recent front page messages:
none
Best answers to questions:
» Pet Peeves
Why. Why.
That poof weatherman on BBC news who practically dances in front of the blue screen and tries to turn simple weather predictions into romantic prose. It's not that I want him dead... I just don't want him to be alive anymore.
(Fri 2nd May 2008, 19:08, More)
Why. Why.
That poof weatherman on BBC news who practically dances in front of the blue screen and tries to turn simple weather predictions into romantic prose. It's not that I want him dead... I just don't want him to be alive anymore.
(Fri 2nd May 2008, 19:08, More)
» When Animals Attack
Long Walk, Windsor Castle
Is full of deer trained to kill those with average annual incomes of under £100k. Tried and tested. Don't enter after dark.
(Thu 24th Apr 2008, 17:45, More)
Long Walk, Windsor Castle
Is full of deer trained to kill those with average annual incomes of under £100k. Tried and tested. Don't enter after dark.
(Thu 24th Apr 2008, 17:45, More)
» Accidental innuendo
First of many
On my first week on a building site as the only female on site I shouted across the site when surveying: "You're going to have to push that staff in harder, it's not long enough" when trying to take a reading on a dumpy level and was interpreted in totally the wrong way.
I spent a good two weeks hiding in the cube shed after that.
Length? 5m unfortunately, not enough.
(Sat 14th Jun 2008, 22:10, More)
First of many
On my first week on a building site as the only female on site I shouted across the site when surveying: "You're going to have to push that staff in harder, it's not long enough" when trying to take a reading on a dumpy level and was interpreted in totally the wrong way.
I spent a good two weeks hiding in the cube shed after that.
Length? 5m unfortunately, not enough.
(Sat 14th Jun 2008, 22:10, More)