Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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First of manyOn my first week on a building site as the only female on site I shouted across the site when surveying: "You're going to have to push that staff in harder, it's not long enough" when trying to take a reading on a dumpy level and was interpreted in totally the wrong way.
I spent a good two weeks hiding in the cube shed after that.
Length? 5m unfortunately, not enough.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 22:10, Reply)
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